What’s your most anticipated banger?
“Cancer, and Wolf.”
What?…. What?
Wait… Gout???
What the fuck is “Teeth” about?
Tooth infections can be very deadly if left untreated and quite honestly the treatments weren’t much better.
Someone died of Sciatica 😵💫
The fact that infants dying is the highest by far just shows how cruel nature is without modern medicine and birthing practices
Tuberculosis (consumption) was another constant killer, coming in at second.
in college, i did a fair amount of number crunching on mortality statistics and the demographic transition. here’s some numbers i remember from the 1700s:
life expectancy: 40
life expectancy at age 20: 72
modern medicine has not added much to our longevity, we’ve just gotten rid of childhood mortality.I’ve spent more time than I care to admit reading Wikipedia entries on significant people from past centuries. Way too often their life story is full of disease and death. A dozen siblings. All of them suffer the same disease in childhood. Half of them don’t make it to adulthood. Mother dies during childbirth. Father struggles making money from their creative work, dies in a duel. Subject cared for by wealthy uncle. Is affected for the remainder of their life by the lingering effects of the childhood disease. Repeat for the next generation.
“dead in the street, and starved”
This is specifically a Dethklok track list. Some of these are kinda brutal.
Producer: Okay, but… “Teeth?”
Band: ::complaints and groans of disbelief::
Nathan: They’re like… bone knives. In your face. And kids lose their first set with blood and agony, and then you get even more. It’s so f—ing brutal. So we made a song about it.
Toki: Plus it’s important to teach the kids about brushing.
Swissgar: Yous don’t want to be losings your bone face knives.
You all missed that more people died of grief than were murdered. That’s the most English thing I’ve ever heard.
Everyone is caught up on Cancer and Wolf and I’m over here like… Burst and Rupture!!!
I think it’s like ruptured organs like an appendix bursting or something like that
i was going to suggest it might also be fistula but i see it listed separately
62 people couldn’t wait I see.
And only 15 proactive folks
Cancer (and wolf)
“Be careful, my relative tried chemo for the first time and died 3 days later to a wolf attack.”
The wolves can smell the chemo, it’s like marinade for them.
Hard to say which one finished them off. Better put both.
“King’s evil”
Political bars.
The axe, or hanging, or drawing and quartering, etc. Not often old age in prison so much.
they still use colic to describe severe idiopathic abdominal pain
I thought cancer was invented in the '60s
How does one die of piles?
blood loss or starvation i’d imagine.
Alright, but I’m only going to show you once.
What an asshole. /s
