Dear Parent,

In an effort to break the routine of unacceptable parenting, I would like to demonstrate what you can do with banans. First, get a large bunch of preferrably green bananas. Remove two of these bananas from the bunch. Take one banana, and insert the stem rigorously into your right ear canal. Repeat with the other banana in your left ear canal. Do not remove the banana until they begin to wither.

And thats it!

The effort to reduce your child’s violent outbursts remains the same, but at least you will be able to share your Superpower of Narrow Intelligence with the public! Everyone will unequivocally know that you are a moron.

…but…isnt it provable that the mayor calls for the murder of those individuals? If it is, I would ask the cop to go back to that source, as that is where the inflammatory and dangerous speech originates.

"We’ll Have Our Home Again,” by Pine Tree Riots.

Change your system time and relaunch the game for a sneaky cheat.

Start calling in. Use absolutely every minute of any accrued sick time. Use that time to job search and interview.

Some of those who work forces.

Like in in?

Hims the goodest man.

Sue. She said sue you all.

And my axe!

Is this good enough?

In Teams, use your pedantic BS pleasantry if you absolutely must.

But then use [CTRL] + [Enter] to start a new line and type out your message or request.

And while I am at it… stop randomly calling people. Set a meeting or ping / text it.

Do you look down on people who graduate at 34?

“Agent”

Why is Maduro being escorted by DEA?

Im not in or around Fort Worth. But now I want to know.

What did it sound like?

Suggesting?

Implies, intones, propose, advise, hint, intimate, indicate, evoke, convey, evince, express, impart, imply, inform…

Declare it, Groky.

At least its DDR4?

Im grasping.

A Litany of Aspertives.

You can believe in whatever you want. I support you.

I do not support your religious views impacting me or anyone else in any way. Limit yourself or agrandize yourself in any way that you want. The moment that you believe that others should change the way that they act due to your faith is where you go too far.