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15 hours agoYou mean the vestigial town attached to the side of the BASF facility?
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Nonono, it’s fine, see we’ve bought these half-inch thick cushions with quilt effect that have these little string on them that tie onto the backrest, so stop complaining and eat the Grey Meat and with Beige Vegetables your Grandma spent all day making somehow.
111·2 days agoIt’s not over until it’s over. Please do not take their defeat for granted.
I don’t have an answer to the direct question, but if she would struggle to use her phone in that situation I also imagine she might struggle to clearly say “Hey Alexa, make a call to Mommy Jim” or whatever. I’m walking at the moment so I don’t have the details to hand, but mmwave presence sensors can distinguish between someone standing and lying down. You can also buy Bluetooth wristbands that can detect if the wearer falls. It might be worth figuring out if a fall can be sensed rather than reported.
Go stick your fist in your mouth. That also doesn’t need electricity but will improve the conversation.
Controversial take.
I know you’re all being funny and all, but you really should listen to her tell-all interview:
2·3 days agoGet! Brexit! Done!
Oven! Ready! Deal!
Stop! The! Boats!
Three! Word! Chant!
I was at Folsom Berlin a few years back and this one guy was so into sounding (don’t look it up) that his urethra was wide enough to take another man’s whole and entire pengis. And he did. Repeatedly. So, there’s option three. Thanks for asking.
4·7 days agoWhy does everyone in Italy look so stylish? Even the cops look slick.
3·7 days agoIt’s not quite the same, but Pebble are bringing out a new ring later this year that uses a local LLM by default and can be set to use any backend.
If you think your workplace is too cold now, imagine how could it’d be if there wasn’t a legal lower threshold.
Now imagine the same but for too hot.
This might have replaced “aged like fine milk” in my repertoire.
Eyyyy there are dozens of us! I used to manage IT for a school trust - about 2000 endpoints - and I actually pushed it out to every single one of them. They’re more pleasing to my eye, they scale perfectly and are easier to track. I got compliments from art teachers and SEND workers which is about as high a praise as you can imagine.
Yeah, it’s like this shop near me that does vegan sausage rolls but sausage rolls have meat in them. Seems like they’d need to rewrite the recipe and change how it’s made.
2·9 days agoI’ve got one! It’s shit. For anything more viscous than, say, hot chocolate it’s just vibrates in place.
4·9 days agoThis diagram is very outdated and doesn’t exactly answer your question but it is very pretty:
Source: xkcd
I’m going to go with the original brick joke.
Did you hear about the pilot who tried to fly with a brick balanced on top of his plane?
It fell off.
How do you get an ostrich into a fridge?
Open the door, put the ostrich in, close the door.
How do you get an elephant into a fridge?
Open the door, take out the ostrich, put the elephant in, close the door.
It's the birthday of Lion, the king of the animals. Every animal has turned up to celebrate except one.
It’s Elephant. He’s stuck in the fridge.
Did you hear about the little girl who miraculously managed to wade several miles through alligator-infrsted swamps without getting eaten?
The alligator was at the birthday party.
But she died anyway.
Killed by a falling brick.