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Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 7, 8, 9.
But why? Because you’re supposed to get 3² meals.
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memes@lemmy.world•Some programs really teach you to save regularlyEnglish
2·4 days agoMy gimp crashed once.
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Been putting a lot of thought into thisEnglish
35·4 days agoRemoving a large buttplug. Note this only works if you’ve had a large buttplug in your butt all day.
🎵Until this Horse said, “Live with me”,🎵
🎵And now they’ve got a new family!🎵
Counterpoint: why am I only now finding out this gif exists?
My nephew was getting worked up by constant ad interruptions in his iPad games (I know, I know) so I installed PiHole on their network to block ads. A week later my brother demanded I take it out becaus he wants ads back. I’m not joking - he actually clicks the sponsored links in search results, and it annoyed him that he couldn’t click on adverts in articles and on Facebook any more. Some people really are further gone than you might realise.
Wow, they were spot on. Amazing.
Well, one time in 2016 I did acid and spent hours watching Windows screensavers. That’s basically what they’re describing.
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United Kingdom@feddit.uk•Oatly banned from using word ‘milk’ to market plant-based products in UKEnglish
14·6 days agoNatural and unadulterated. So, yeah.
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United Kingdom@feddit.uk•Oatly banned from using word ‘milk’ to market plant-based products in UKEnglish
312·6 days agoEh, I agree with the court. I’ll still call it “oat milk” but I don’t think companies should be allowed to sell it as “milk” in any form. I get they have quirky marketing and, IMHO, a great product, but allowing a corporation to use a word like that laissez-faire is pretty dangerous: oat milk isn’t naturally occuring and their product has lots of extra stuff added in (sweeteners, fortifiers, etc), neither of which should be true for a productive called “milk”.
What if I’m not in the mood for pie? What if I want pizza?
Every fucking day if I could.
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Technology@lemmy.world•Super Bowl Ad for Ring Cameras Touted AI Surveillance NetworkEnglish
2·8 days agoAren’t those the guys who were found to be sharing everything with everyone and fought back hard against any kind of accountability or even acknowledgement?
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•The radical woke subliminal message in Bad Bunny's halftime performanceEnglish
332·9 days agoHave you tried using an AI service that will take the description you provided and render it as a creepy, completely humourless, fight-or-flight response inducing hallucination at the cost of merely boiling off a small lake?
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Technology@lemmy.world•The new Microsoft copilot key is impossible to properly remap.English
351·10 days agoIt’s always this. “This brand new £1500 laptop I don’t share with anyone, coddle like a newborn and barely use for anything other than running Office is so much better than the £350 ten year old laptop I was sharing with my entire family and was used for playing video games, downloading warez and pirated media, and running Office.”








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