Pair it up with Adaptive Lighting to control the ambience of your nightmares.

Fucking degenerate.

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 7, 8, 9.

But why? Because you’re supposed to get 3² meals.

F5line.

My gimp crashed once.

Removing a large buttplug. Note this only works if you’ve had a large buttplug in your butt all day.

🎵Until this Horse said, “Live with me”,🎵

🎵And now they’ve got a new family!🎵

Counterpoint: why am I only now finding out this gif exists?

My nephew was getting worked up by constant ad interruptions in his iPad games (I know, I know) so I installed PiHole on their network to block ads. A week later my brother demanded I take it out becaus he wants ads back. I’m not joking - he actually clicks the sponsored links in search results, and it annoyed him that he couldn’t click on adverts in articles and on Facebook any more. Some people really are further gone than you might realise.

Wow, they were spot on. Amazing.

Well, one time in 2016 I did acid and spent hours watching Windows screensavers. That’s basically what they’re describing.

…defines “Milk” as meaning exclusively the normal mammary secretion obtained from one or more milkings without either addition thereto or extraction therefrom.

Natural and unadulterated. So, yeah.

Eh, I agree with the court. I’ll still call it “oat milk” but I don’t think companies should be allowed to sell it as “milk” in any form. I get they have quirky marketing and, IMHO, a great product, but allowing a corporation to use a word like that laissez-faire is pretty dangerous: oat milk isn’t naturally occuring and their product has lots of extra stuff added in (sweeteners, fortifiers, etc), neither of which should be true for a productive called “milk”.

What if I’m not in the mood for pie? What if I want pizza?

your friend is laying like this would you and from work to her sister with like this. Wyd?

Every fucking day if I could.

Aren’t those the guys who were found to be sharing everything with everyone and fought back hard against any kind of accountability or even acknowledgement?

Potable Document Format. Retains formatting and safe to consume.

Have you tried using an AI service that will take the description you provided and render it as a creepy, completely humourless, fight-or-flight response inducing hallucination at the cost of merely boiling off a small lake?

It’s always this. “This brand new £1500 laptop I don’t share with anyone, coddle like a newborn and barely use for anything other than running Office is so much better than the £350 ten year old laptop I was sharing with my entire family and was used for playing video games, downloading warez and pirated media, and running Office.”