Even though most porn is free, there is still that one artist that only posts teasers to the free sites. I haven’t seen her full videos leaked yet, but I REALLY want to see the full video…

I mean. Porn? What is that??? Some type of chess piece?

Is this still online? I can’t wait to try this for 5 minutes and then get a head ache and give up.

In my defense… There’s no excuse there… Don’t know how I missed that

Midsized sedan

3+1+2+1+1+2+1+2 + 1+1+2+1+1

19

Kinda disappointed in all those 1 and 2 letter tiles.

I opened up twitch today. There’s a banner saying they will start deactivating accounts after Jan 9.

All I know about German trains are from Jetlag The Game.

If the earth is round

Then why did my wife leave me

and go with the kids?

Wasn’t he also a defender of Weinstein as well?

New RNG just dropped

Reminds me of if English sounds were consistent

I had staff room biscuits and a spoon of peanut butter for lunch today.

I’m struggling with one body and their feelings. How can I help another?

Why does Teddy Roosevelt have his birthday on the calender? I would have guessed Washington or Lincoln were more famous presidents?

Go to the Winchester, have a nice cold pint, and wait for this all to blow over.

Why are these guys wearing clothes? It gets in the way of bodly functions. Have to spend 2 seconds to unzip your pants? Time wasted.

Everyone nude in the office from now on…

The guy from Monty Python (and his friends)

Somehow I don’t think this is14 hours old…

Back when Linus Tech Tips did their April Fools Day Only Fans special, I made an Only Fans account.

Sure there was boobs and coaplay reccomended to me, but I remember there was a fully clothed skateboarder there. Think ~30 followers/likes.

Only fans is not JUST for nudes. You can go there and show off your skills there too.

I imagine it can be an easy job though? Fake your credentials, but day you go to church 3 times a week, and guaranteed job?

I remember deleting my account around when they introduced their recap things. I don’t want to know where I posted/commented/viewed a lot. And I DEFINITELY don’t want the app tracking all that.

Depending on the price, I will (almost) only get it for the dbrand companion cube shell. Maybe for movies on the TV. I don’t need it for gaming/desktop use.