Emmm… red dye 40
Isn’t this just a Farmer’s Fleshlight?
No, cows are furrier and brown.
I miss forbidden snacks in the first few months… Before people flooded it with pictures of buildings and scenery. God do I not miss reddit near the end…
Are you kidding me? These look like strawberry cum!
They shouldn’t have made edible things look like grease
Brb putting stretchy Raspberry jam into my engines
Mine is turqouise, I wonder what flavor is that.
We feed our cat a little petroleum jelly to get his insides lubricated. This was prescribed by a vet after he was very constipated. That was an expensive vet visit
The inventor of vaseline ate a spoonful every day. He promoted it as wonder goo, fit for everything and anything. NGL it is pretty great, on the outside. Well, and a fistful of inches deep as well but no farther.
feed your cat lithium grease and watch them become a 9 volt battery.
What makes this a “transistor” battery?
it’s not so much what it is, but what uses it.
late transistor radios required small high powered batteries. according to Wikipedia 22.5v batteries were popular in early transistor radios.
these 9 volt batteries were popular in powering these late transistor radios, the transistors specifically. hence the name.
Does that work with humans this is not a medical question this is a personal experience question
Well, the inventor of Vaseline thought so
Chesebrough lived to be 96 years old and was such a believer in Vaseline that he claimed to have eaten a spoonful of it every day
Mmm dino cum
I read that discworld doesn’t he explode and keep on going
To be clear this is not just straight petroleum jelly it’s formulated for cats, but the tube says 98% petroleum jelly with maple flavor
Like fuck I’ll eat anything that’s 2% maple am I a cat
Interesting they went with a sweet flavour; I always figured since cats are obligate carnivores that sweet things wouldn’t be very attractive to them.
My cats will drink flat soda or energy drinks if you leave them out. My dog hunts down chocolate knowing it will make her puke. Animals are weird.
Also deer are known to eat mice and birds and eggs and even dead rabbits.
I once had a friend in school who had a rabbit. He took the vegetables off his burger and threw it in the cage with a couple strips of bacon. The rabbit sat on the tomato, devoured the bacon and then nibbled the lettuce a little bit. I still wonder to this day how a rabbit even digests bacon, let alone gets an appetite for it.
That rabbit was very lucky to have had such a strong stomach, rabbits in general are unable to digest foods high in protein and gastric upset in rabbits can be fatal. Its one of the scariest things as a rabbit owner.
Yeah. I don’t know how long it lived, at least a year since then, after that who knows. Rabbits aren’t very long lived to begin with, and even less so when they sell them at the fair as tiny bunnies not neutered or spayed. Once you know how much work they are it seems kind of criminal.
Rabbits aren’t very long lived to begin with
A domestic rabbit has an expected life span of about 8-12 years which I’d say is decently long
Not neutered or spayed
But yeah, that will shorten their life span for sure. Rabbits are a lot of work too and they’re not for everyone! Most people don’t really know or care about the work that’s required to really take proper care of them.
Interesting, I thought cats couldn’t even taste sugar/sweet
I am not even sure if they do. They may just be dumb or too lazy to walk over to their water bowl.
Maybe they like the taurine in redbull
I had the same thought but he gets so very excited when we pull out the tube.
Correct me if I’m wrong, but you’re not supposed to put the whole tube in
Look man. If you’re constipated, just get some burritos with extra beans!
Petroleum jelly would work, but it’s not intended for consumption. If you do want petroleum products intended for consumption that will do exactly the same thing, get some mineral oil
And go a tbsp every hour or so. I’ve seen so many videos of people drinking shots or larger of that stuff and stating they inhabited the bathroom all night.
If you want jelly, just get some Jello or a jar of jelly. Seriously!
I don’t know about petroleum jelly, but I know you can drink mineral oil as a laxative, and that’s basically the same stuff just runny.
Forbidden Cherry Icing
Has no one ever smelled bearing grease? Even fresh it smells terrible.
I dunno if it’s some kind of additive, but AFAIK it universally smells like stinky bugs, just weaker.
I got a syringe of same looking red grease for installing a bicycle bottom bracket, (might have been for a fancy front fork?)
and it smelled vaguely sweet… like almost fructosey enough to make you imagine it was raspberry flavored.Might have been some other compound, cause straight bearing grease for cars/trucks/heavy equipment/etc doesn’t smell pleasant at all.
It’s an acquired taste
I think you mean delicious
Try smelling used diff or transmission oil…
Diff oil is the worst, especially if it’s been heated in a catastrophuck.
Diff oil that’s been burned and over due for a change is probably one of the most vile things on the planet. Even rotting carcasses don’t match it.
Suuuuper don’t eat that. Heavy weight gear oil is the worst thing I’ve ever tasted and I had only a tiny amount of it
Maybe actual excrement tastes worse, but I wasn’t curious enough to try tasting that
I don’t know about going down, but coming up your body turns off the tongue. Either that or I’ve gotten good at redirecting the stream
Breedable 😩
The cylinder must not be damaged in any way.
Oh don’t worry… I’ll be gentle.
I… need an adult?
Literal shitpost will occur if you eat this grease.
Id prefer a shit-stream of them screaming as they empty their bowels on a twitch stream.
Delicious strawberry flavored axle grease…
Only in America does this look edible.
Have you never made a cherry or cranberry jam/syrup. That’s exactly what it looks like when you boil red fruit and sugar together
I literally was going to say that exact thing. It’s why they had to ban kinder eggs. Everything from heavy grease to tide pods and small plastic toys looks edible to Americans.
I’m European, this looks delicious:
They really don’t.
I thought of those POM Wonderful bottles. Seriously!
