It’s every American’s responsibility to read the United States Simple Sabotage Field Manual available for free everywhere online.
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there’s enough information in their comment to find it, and i myself have posted links to it four or five times. it’s on project gutenberg in several formats (html, epub, and pdf with chapters). if you don’t have the energy to do a google search, i’m not sure you have the energy to resist.
Nice find!
Antifa is painting tunnels into walls and making our police crash their tanks. This is DISGUSTING
Bugs bunny would have a more direct approach.
You’re laughing? White supremacists are slipping and falling like a Loony Tune and you’re laughing?
Of course!
Well, carry on then
We’re gonna Home Alone these motherfuckers
Also, can we add rakes and other garden equipment too?
Glrglrrglglglglgl
This is DISGUSTING
Yeah, I agree, Gestapo arresting people is DISGUSTING.
Water is now a weapon of terrirism
Waiting for someone to paint a tunnel and walk through it only for ICE to slam into the wall.
“Local foundry hires hundreds to help fulfill flood of orders for anvils”
Something something pianos and safes something
Have to be pianos. If you use a safe they just open the door and walk out.
DISGUSTING
I think you mean “hilarious”.
I prefer this over people outright shooting ICE agents, which would escalate things even further.
On a semi related note, watching ungodly amounts of Cartoon Network during the 90s helped me learn English
“I said they were armed with BUCKETS OF WATER!! And our bad guys might SLIP AND FALL!!”
These terrorist are getting out of hands with these armed vehicles loaded with gallons of water
Pro tip, try to pre chill the water so its just starting to freeze before you dump it
Hot water freezes into slicker black ice.
If there’s one thing ICE despises, it’s black ice in the street.
Related Key and Peele skit
Water breaks every law of physics
I’m glad I have ADHD and will forget about this by tomorrow, or else I’d spend my weekend trying to figure out what temperature and droplet size makes the slipperiest ice. You can probably use far less water with a mist sprayer, assuming the mist doesn’t freeze before it hits the ground. (Saving water means better coverage by the time you run out, being my thinking.)
Pit ice cubes in the containers, got it.
Oh no, protestors are lacing the streets with chemicals of dihydrogen monoxide to prevent ICE from doing stuff.
ICE agents might fall on thier bumbums and get bruises on thier bottybots.
Not enough mummies around to kiss thier boo boos better and tell them it’s okay.
Hey … that’s internal bleeding you are talking about! So heartless! So cold!
I wish their mothers had done a better job, personally. I don’t doubt that their inclination towards Gestapo-ism is a result of personal failings due, in part, to shitty parenting and growing up in failure.
Idk, I had shitty parents and I’m not a fucking Nazi. At some point personal responsibility is a thing, and it literally takes zero effort to not be a fascist.
You know what’s crazy? Lately there seem to be more and more extremists whose families are normal. Like RFK Jr or Jesse Waters
https://newrepublic.com/post/174397/jesse-watterss-democratic-mom-lay-off-hunter-biden-conspiracies
I don’t know that I’d call the Kennedys normal. I don’t know enough about Waters to comment on that. (Though I love that Ryan Grim clocked him once.)
The Kennedy family is a prime example of a assimilated Irish family, normal on the surface right fucking horrible within. My kin make fun of them.
Excuse me, I think you meant to say internal bleeding on their bottybots
