Since you’re bringing up language points, I’m wondering if you’d be willing to take a left turn with me.

What are your thoughts about applying the phrase “extraordinary rendition” to their situation?

I feel that it’s appropriate, but I haven’t seen anyone using it.

Where the fuck did USPS get those super-powerful electromagnets from and how do they know to use them to manipulate impossibly heavy packages!?!

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No idea, man. I just saw that thing in the company warehouse and started pressing buttons

But now it’s not just milk and the legally allowed amount of blood, pus, urine, dirt, fecal matter, cleaning agents, and the things the FDA found and did nothing about.
Now it’s an unambiguous statement that unknown quantities of unknown substances in your food will not trigger enforcement actions!

It’s brainworm infested bear meat.

I don’t know what sort of dirt Bill has, but he’s got to have some sort of leverage over at HBO, given how fucking hard they try to push his show onto people.
Single-handedly, his show has made me wish there was a ‘block show’ feature so I never have to see his stupid face again.

And it has nothing to do with the expiry on the special appointment coming up where Trump will either have to make him a real federal employee with all the legal exposure that confers or let him go.

As others have pointed out, he’s already compromised systems, downloaded what data he could for Peter Thiel/Palantir, broken those organizations to the furthest extent he is able, and likely will have continued access to the data through illegal means in the future for himself/his handlers.

He’s not ‘leaving politics’ because those mean liberals, he’s leaving because as a useful idiot, he’s fulfilled his use and maybe realized he was being used as an idiot, but likely not.

I found out from the ‘dies of cringe’ meme, then shared that on to my wife and her best friend, telling them that was how I found out - and that’s how they found out.

I bear the same name as my father and his father. They both died when I was a young - over 30 years ago. I sometimes still get texts asking me if I’d like to “sell my house at [the address of my grandfather’s house that sold when he died in 1989].”

If the best that data miners can do is text me because they think I’m a 100+ year-old, then Musk’s sloppy efforts are going to be even worse.
Waiting for the day I get arrested for not having paid my own child support.

Oh, snap, bringing me the magic I need, but didn’t know to look for.

I’ve been refusing to update because of video station. Looks like I’m saving your comment for later.

Yeah, well two days ago I made little ramekin sized cheesecakes with no bake cheesecake, chocolate mousse, and a graham cracker crust as a nice gesture and it had the opposite effect.
So, suck it, you cracker-lovin’ kill-joys!

Hehe. Horny Grahams.

No, because there isn’t a single IP range or user agent, and many developers are going to lengths to defeat anti-scraping measures, which include user agent spoofing as well as vpns and the like to mask the source of the traffic.

It helps because just like all the things Reagan destroyed, the American people will never be able to get those things back. Even when they do vote in politicians that pretend to represent them, the U.S. political system is too easily swayed with donor money to allow in things that truly benefit people again.
And if the government can close or sell facilities by the time sane policies prevail again (if they ever do), then it still benefits ‘them’, because the government can’t just create land and buildings from nothing. The only places they would be able to do that are new towns and rural areas. (White flight areas and conservative areas) So, you know, destroyed government services can’t even be reliably recreated in population-dense areas. (Cities - liberal areas)

I mean, it doesn’t help normal people, but it sure helps all the businesses that trade well-being for dollars. They’re going to do great.

Do you instinctively shudder and roll your eyes when you hear “Fever” start playing?

A shaken Stephen Miller is trying to figure out which family members he can threaten to deport to gain leverage over the ‘epic rap battles’ guys, so they can beatbox us into WW3.

Not without prosthetics.

The mask really gets in the way of eating ass, though.

All of the red ‘notification’ dots on my apps give off a nice warm glow that makes the screen feel homey.

Silliness aside, it’s an act of self care to only do what you have the desire and capacity to do. Don’t make yourself unhappy for an expectation that you get to set.

Senior English teacher was having an affair with a student. She disclosed this to another teacher who, herself, was rumored to be at our school because she slept with students in her previous school district. (The second teacher was very friendly with the senior boys.) The second teacher reported the first, and the entire school believed the first teacher got caught giving a blowjob to the boy she was sleeping with. When confronted, the teacher and the boy admitted their relationship to administrators.
I know this because I read it on the report our school principle had written up after a virus took down our school’s network and they accidentally put it back up without all the ‘walls’ in place.

I think it also comes and goes in waves. For a while, a specific model of Ford SUV was having its factory alloy rims stolen. Because they were being stolen so much, and there weren’t replacements available, junk yards were able to sell rims they ‘happened’ to buy sans vehicle for near retail prices. They also paid more for the wheels than other parts, so it was sort of a self-sustaining theft economy.

Huh. It’s like little criminal entrepreneurs chasing pricing bubbles in inelastic goods. But they also create demand for those goods by doing crime.