Sounds like something fun/evil to do to fuck with people, give them slightly ill dimensioned, but completely legit bills.

Maybe making sure no one is bringing a bomb to a gun fight or wearing body armor?

Or this https://youtu.be/nq-dchJPXGA

Also, happy cake day!

Johann Sebastian Fluss

Jimi Cockdrix

Ginormous Attack

Bar Fighters

Muddy Summerplain

Cornermall

Nordic Mansion Crime Syndicate

Kate Tree

DVD Dreams

David Balistaie

Fury Against The Factory

Parsecs Davis

Tenacious E

Shiny Real Guns

Can’t have combined cycle, need that water to cool the datacenters 🤦‍♂️

But nothing is

A Jumbo Jet

Of course, because promotion is the only way to get ahead, by taking on more responsibilities and managing other people, god forbid you’d get a raise just for being really good at what you do.

In the US, but every european country seems to aspire to do the same

Get fucked. Globalprotect is a shit product that is about as reliable as a 40 year old renault and it being slop coded explains a lot.

By Leonard Cohen, by Dr Alban or by Georg Händel?

There was this old joke, the optimist learns English, the pessimist learns Russian and the realist learns Chinese

Powering AI Datacenters probably

E: oh been on lemmy 3 years now, happy fuck spez day to me!

These movies were such Zack Snyder movies that they felt like a parody of Zack Snyder movies.

“This slop is not available in your country.”

Supposedly there is a sensor that detects if the recording light is covered and disables the camera, so it’s about bypassing that.

Just go work for some weird robotics startup or thelike. I have fond memories of my office desk slowly turning into a full blown electronics lab

Just like tourists ruined tourism, techbros ruined tech.

Oh look, another hottest x on record, gee, must be a coincidence that we see this headline more and more often