Of course.
“Oh you require my DOB to sign up for your site? 01/01/1990, my good website who I’ll never buy from again”
I’m 1970-01-01, myself.
Wow! What are the odds we were both born on the same day?
and exactly at midnight, too!
The moment we hit 2021 I’ve never scrolled further than 2000.
I have a lot of birthdays on the new year!
No way! Me too! Happy belated, btw.
Used to be 01/01/1900
I am secretly a raccoon.
And I’m not actually a sloth.
I thought we were… cute animal friends… and now this?
I am so sorry I know this has got to hurt
I’m 3 kobolds in a trenchcoat.
I fucking knew it
I’m a big fan!
I have read the terms and conditions
I set my age to the max in Steam back in the day, now I’m well beyond 100 years old.
Oh wise and ancient one, what game should I buy?
Kingdom Come Deliverance 2 gets my vote for game of the year 2025.
I love the idea of the games but I spent days practicing the combat in the first game only to die by the first person to attack me every time.
Is the second games combat any easier?
inb4 “git gud”
I tried. That’s the problem.
It’s not fundamentally different but it is improved. If you keep your armor on and load up on potions you can probably mash your way through anything.
gitter gudder?
I’m lying about what I’m really thinking of the world situation and what we need to collectively do about it, because shit’s bannable.
Is it murder people? I think it might be murder.
I will never tell, tee-hee! But yeah it’s murder.
I too fully believe there could be a list of people that, if all of them somehow died at the same time, we could save the world and billions of lives. Who is on this list I don’t know, but I believe it can exist.
Yeah, uh, I also don’t have a list or anything. I mean, one could exist, like you said. CONVERSATION OVER.
I don’t view them as people so its ok
Same.
Steamed hams! They’re steamed hams!!
Lying, on the internet, about something?
Or
Lying about ‘something on the internet’?
Also, ‘lying about’ = telling lies, or being lazy?
Such a vague question.
My account isn’t actually deleted.
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No way!
Removed by mod
my reddit one was last week. sigh
Nice try FBI
Some say Alduin is Akatosh, some say M’aiq is a Liar. Don’t you believe either of those things.
I have a LinkedIn, so I’ll say a resounding probably
I’m lying in this statement.
I am a font of lies and should never be taken seriously
so… we do not have too many pancakes…
Of course not. Thats impossible.
…Wait, if we can’t take anything you say seriously because you say you’re lieing, then you’re lieing about lieing, which means you actually telling the truth about lieing, which means…
SEGFAULT
Yes. I’m actually an undercover Trisolarian and my people will invade soon.
Perish, puny Earthlings.
That seems a bit silly… I mean we’re doing a right fine job of perishing with or without your help. Why waste all that time and energy when you can just… wait.
I emailed “looking forward to seeing you” to someone I’m completely indifferent about seeing, so I guess.
Holy shit. I hope they never find out, they’d probably be devastated. What next, do you spit lies when someone asks how you’re doing???
Fine, thanks. And you?
