“Frickin’ asthma? Seriously?”

Carli Michelle Heller has really changed since back in the day when she used to play Buffy the vampire slayer on TV.

Use EDIT.COM for MS-DOS.

Cream is stored in the eclairs.

…I guess you guys aren’t ready for that yet, but your kids are gonna love it.

The producers were trying really hard to top Frakes’ TNG chair game.

The only thing that interferes with this metaphor is that most people agree slot machines must be capable of actually doing what the manufacturers claim they can, and they have to let someone win once in a while.

These assholes understand that perfectly. They represent rich and powerful people who don’t like being held accountable, and who treasure the ability to keep selling you shit without you actually owning it.

Sluggo is lit.

Weird Al’s film UHF.

In a just universe it’d have made a ton of money, spawned sequels, and set Al up as just as successful a screen performer as he is a musical performer. As is it flopped in theaters, but gained a well-justified cult following on home video afterward.

The person in the photo is Abigail Roscoe.

Source video

The Discworld novel about a newspaper is called The Truth.

Who’s the sweet electric whip, that’s a sex machine to all the chicks?

(Shaft drive!)

You’re damn right!

Active matrix is old news. I want rooms about OLED.

Tasha just got zapped to death from a distance. Riker, on the other hand, was the one oozing around in the sex goop for a while.

This takes me back to when I used to let Sims get into the swimming pool and then delete the ladder, or lock them in a tiny room with only a cappuccino machine and no toilet.

I tried watching a bit of that, but I didn’t really like it. (This screenname predates that show.)

*Hard out there for a man.

The author is John Paul Brammer, from his piece “The Most Unlovable Man in New York City.”

Archived copy of source, because fuck giving that nazi bar Substack any clicks.

It was age 16 for me, and he was around my age. He was sitting alone on his own suburban front lawn when some speeding idiot lost control, swerved onto the yard, and killed him.