not quickly, but give me a sauna and twenty minutes… sure

Is it?

But Paddington 2 is absolutely the best prison break movie.

Salt, a little pepper, delicious. Next time I think I’ll sprinkle a little paprika or ras al hanout.

butternut squash

Because pumpkins are a kind of gourd.

I made them, at my house.

It’s literally the second-most ubiquitous after the flag. We all know about it.

While I’m sure antirealism is sometimes employed by trolls… they’re trolls. They’ll say whatever they think will piss you off most.

Personally, there’s a time and a place for antirealism just as there’s a time for realism. But I prefer magical realism over either one any day of the week.

Having had some this week, pretty much exactly like sweet potato fries.

If you think Rock is unremarkable today you’re listening to the wrong Rock.

Cousin she’s fifteen.

What I do is, I blast Joan Jett’s “Bad Reputation” at full volume and dance around until I feel better.

Every damn day.

One of the ballinest moves I ever saw was the hired band at the high-end corporate executive event where I was the cocktail waitress playing “Sixteen Tons”. And not just playing it, singing it.

When I was a kid and served a food I didn’t like, I just had to eat it anyway.

As an adult, I just don’t cook food I’ll dislike. The secret is to taste as you go.

roguelike development

no thanks

we invented wrinkle-free fabric blends

The American Midwest definitely has asoects of shame culture, but what you describe isn’t that: It’s abuse. It’s just an abusive environment.

“I’d rather have someone tell me ‘have a nice day’ and not mean it than say ‘fuck you’ and mean it.” -Kim Kardashian