ℕ𝕖𝕞𝕠@slrpnk.netMEnglish · 15 days ago"Why is my urine black?" asked Tom inquisitively.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square2linkfedilinkarrow-up16arrow-down11
arrow-up15arrow-down1message-square"Why is my urine black?" asked Tom inquisitively.plus-squareℕ𝕖𝕞𝕠@slrpnk.netMEnglish · 15 days agomessage-square2linkfedilink
ℕ𝕖𝕞𝕠@slrpnk.netMEnglish · 2 months ago"You done fucked up, A. A. Ron", the substitute said erroneously.message-squaremessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up17arrow-down12
arrow-up15arrow-down1message-square"You done fucked up, A. A. Ron", the substitute said erroneously.ℕ𝕖𝕞𝕠@slrpnk.netMEnglish · 2 months agomessage-square0linkfedilink
funwiththoughts@midwest.socialEnglish · 2 months ago"There's one for each male child", Tom said personally.message-squaremessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up14arrow-down10
arrow-up14arrow-down1message-square"There's one for each male child", Tom said personally.funwiththoughts@midwest.socialEnglish · 2 months agomessage-square0linkfedilink
ℕ𝕖𝕞𝕠@slrpnk.netMEnglish · 2 months ago"I only wear kilts now," said Tom expansively.message-squaremessage-square1linkfedilinkarrow-up16arrow-down10
arrow-up16arrow-down1message-square"I only wear kilts now," said Tom expansively.ℕ𝕖𝕞𝕠@slrpnk.netMEnglish · 2 months agomessage-square1linkfedilink
funwiththoughts@midwest.socialEnglish · 5 months ago"I think we should have more waterfowl", Tom said productively.message-squaremessage-square1linkfedilinkarrow-up16arrow-down11
arrow-up15arrow-down1message-square"I think we should have more waterfowl", Tom said productively.funwiththoughts@midwest.socialEnglish · 5 months agomessage-square1linkfedilink
funwiththoughts@midwest.socialEnglish · 5 months ago"I'm going to take a break from claiming souls for a while", Death said, repressed.message-squaremessage-square1linkfedilinkarrow-up18arrow-down12
arrow-up16arrow-down1message-square"I'm going to take a break from claiming souls for a while", Death said, repressed.funwiththoughts@midwest.socialEnglish · 5 months agomessage-square1linkfedilink
funwiththoughts@midwest.socialEnglish · 1 year ago"Lacking", Tom said without meaning.message-squaremessage-square1linkfedilinkarrow-up19arrow-down10
arrow-up19arrow-down1message-square"Lacking", Tom said without meaning.funwiththoughts@midwest.socialEnglish · 1 year agomessage-square1linkfedilink
pixeltree@lemmy.blahaj.zoneEnglish · 1 year ago"Why can't you ever be on time?" Tom said belatedly.message-squaremessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up117arrow-down11
arrow-up116arrow-down1message-square"Why can't you ever be on time?" Tom said belatedly.pixeltree@lemmy.blahaj.zoneEnglish · 1 year agomessage-square0linkfedilink
funwiththoughts@midwest.socialEnglish · 1 year ago"That faint odour just came back", Tom said reminiscently.message-squaremessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up113arrow-down11
arrow-up112arrow-down1message-square"That faint odour just came back", Tom said reminiscently.funwiththoughts@midwest.socialEnglish · 1 year agomessage-square0linkfedilink
funwiththoughts@midwest.socialEnglish · 1 year ago"Trump needs a better running mate", Tom dispensed.message-squaremessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up112arrow-down17
arrow-up15arrow-down1message-square"Trump needs a better running mate", Tom dispensed.funwiththoughts@midwest.socialEnglish · 1 year agomessage-square0linkfedilink
funwiththoughts@midwest.socialEnglish · 1 year ago"We are not cousins", Tom said unrelatedly.message-squaremessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up114arrow-down10
arrow-up114arrow-down1message-square"We are not cousins", Tom said unrelatedly.funwiththoughts@midwest.socialEnglish · 1 year agomessage-square0linkfedilink
tetris11@lemmy.mlEnglish · 1 year ago"You just left ninety-nine hundreths of that cake!", exclaimed Tom extremely obtusely.message-squaremessage-square1linkfedilinkarrow-up15arrow-down10
arrow-up15arrow-down1message-square"You just left ninety-nine hundreths of that cake!", exclaimed Tom extremely obtusely.tetris11@lemmy.mlEnglish · 1 year agomessage-square1linkfedilink
funwiththoughts@midwest.socialEnglish · 1 year ago"It looks like you, and it does everything you do, and yet it isn't you", Tom said on reflection.message-squaremessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up18arrow-down10
arrow-up18arrow-down1message-square"It looks like you, and it does everything you do, and yet it isn't you", Tom said on reflection.funwiththoughts@midwest.socialEnglish · 1 year agomessage-square0linkfedilink
funwiththoughts@midwest.socialEnglish · 1 year ago"Tom got here after the other two", Tom said in third-person.message-squaremessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up15arrow-down10
arrow-up15arrow-down1message-square"Tom got here after the other two", Tom said in third-person.funwiththoughts@midwest.socialEnglish · 1 year agomessage-square0linkfedilink
funwiththoughts@midwest.socialEnglish · 1 year ago"It's fair in this specific context", Tom said just in case.message-squaremessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up13arrow-down10
arrow-up13arrow-down1message-square"It's fair in this specific context", Tom said just in case.funwiththoughts@midwest.socialEnglish · 1 year agomessage-square0linkfedilink
funwiththoughts@midwest.socialEnglish · 1 year ago"Well, Pumbaa, you should know that I've already bested your little friend at Battleship", Tom said sanctimoniously.message-squaremessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up15arrow-down10
arrow-up15arrow-down1message-square"Well, Pumbaa, you should know that I've already bested your little friend at Battleship", Tom said sanctimoniously.funwiththoughts@midwest.socialEnglish · 1 year agomessage-square0linkfedilink
funwiththoughts@midwest.socialEnglish · 1 year ago"Large semi-aquatic herbivores are vital to the health of the ecosystem", Tom said hypocritically.message-squaremessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up14arrow-down10
arrow-up14arrow-down1message-square"Large semi-aquatic herbivores are vital to the health of the ecosystem", Tom said hypocritically.funwiththoughts@midwest.socialEnglish · 1 year agomessage-square0linkfedilink
funwiththoughts@midwest.socialEnglish · 1 year ago"I might not have kids, but I can still self-identify as a father", Tom said transparently.message-squaremessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up13arrow-down10
arrow-up13arrow-down1message-square"I might not have kids, but I can still self-identify as a father", Tom said transparently.funwiththoughts@midwest.socialEnglish · 1 year agomessage-square0linkfedilink
funwiththoughts@midwest.socialEnglish · 1 year ago"This whole dissertation is a load of crap", Tom said in abstract.message-squaremessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up13arrow-down10
arrow-up13arrow-down1message-square"This whole dissertation is a load of crap", Tom said in abstract.funwiththoughts@midwest.socialEnglish · 1 year agomessage-square0linkfedilink
ℕ𝕖𝕞𝕠@midwest.socialMEnglish · 2 years ago"Veronica is much too formal," she said with irony.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square1linkfedilinkarrow-up12arrow-down10
arrow-up12arrow-down1message-square"Veronica is much too formal," she said with irony.plus-squareℕ𝕖𝕞𝕠@midwest.socialMEnglish · 2 years agomessage-square1linkfedilink
