Never mind karmic debt, you’d carry your student loans over to the next life.

NO

I learn current slang just to use it wrong. Nahmean, cringe?

What’s the girl equivalent of this? I’d like to have some conversations with my wife that don’t send her off on list-making/plan-making expeditions or remind her of something she wanted to research on the internet.

Also the myths of Indonesia, Papua New Guinea and Antarctica.

OP, are you a billionaire trying to reframe global poverty as me being unwilling to chop my fingers off rather than you being unwilling to share your enormous wealth?

All I need to do is walk through solid objects. Got it. 😐

OP, did you have a stroke?

Isn’t that Nick O’Teen? Shame on you, Nick. Teaching kids to smoke on behalf of your corporate masters.

Before 60, being naked in public is your problem. After 60, it’s everyone else’s.

Local companies are out-competing the multinational on price, quality and local knowledge. Isn’t this the free market working as intended?

‘Start’ talking? Did you all just forget about the previous talk of having him jailed?

See? I knew we’d find a use for him.

Now I really want to answer your rhetorical question, because you’ve badly misunderstood how popes work.

Monarchs are like cardboard boxes. Someday they’ll be useful again, you just know it.

I watched a youtube clip last night about scientists inventing a technology for giving tardigrades tattoos. It’ll be useful in multiple non-tardigrade scenarios (obviously) but the news reporter knows how to catch my interest.

I might be okay with specific use cases, but overall no. Why do we need to invent users? Users are a thing that already exists. This is a solution desperately hunting for a problem.

I saw two of my friends joking with their father and realised they weren’t afraid of him.

I bet Elon can’t even do the neck trick.

‘Favourite companies’ sounds like another way of saying Stockholm Syndrome.