The Definitive Marxist Thinker Tier List. Anyone who disagrees is a revisionist. [/s]
I love how it masterfully doesn’t match any tendency ever
Now that’s a bad post!wtf i cant just invert it and its great? jesus this is awful
Too late, you tried inverting it so you are officially registered as an adherent of Marxism-Kautskyism-Beria Thought.
I didn’t see what community this was in and was about to channel 100% of my energy into cyberbullying you
Missed a good bit by not putting Kruschev above Stalin on the list.
How does it keep getting worse and worse? Amazing
Thanks, I hate it.
This is some prime tier
The only detail that makes this an obvious joke, instead of something an extremely online western ironydamaged ““leftist”” would post, is putting Deng and Mao in the same tier. They would choose one and put the other in F
The ONLY detail?
yeah i can definitely see some really edgy teenage “leftist” thinking both Gonzalo and Mussolini were “based” and “fighting for the proletariat” (after reading their wikipedia pages and watching a lot of garbage youtube videos and hanging out on leftypol-esque boards etc), but dismising Marx as “outdated” and “no working class man will ever read that much bullshit about fabrics, who cares, guy never even ran a country”
also this imaginary guy’s opinion on Zizek keeps getting higher every year
but dismising Marx as “outdated” and “no working class man will ever read that much bullshit about fabrics, who cares, guy never even ran a country”
The Marx in F tier but Engels in S tier is absolute
That Marx guy is some decrepit philosopher no one cares about who yaps for 4 volumes. Engels on the other hand makes some good points. /s
Also imaginary guy puts Noam Chomsky at the top next to the latter two Kims. Not Kim-Il-Sung though, fuck that one.
I was looking at this like “I know this is a joke, but I have unironically seen tier lists like this” unfortunately. The sort of person who is going to make a “tier list” of socialist leaders/thinkers is probably not someone with a good grasp of socialist thought or dialectical materialism and operates mostly on vibes.
I tried to make it so incoherent it wouldn’t resemble anything a real human would create. Then again, if I posted this on a more public platform I might have some people who would agree with it.
Should have thrown in Curtis Silwa too
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