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Carcharodonna [she/her]@hexbear.net to Slop.@hexbear.netEnglish · 5 months ago

WOKE is killing the dinosaurs… Again!

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WOKE is killing the dinosaurs… Again!

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Carcharodonna [she/her]@hexbear.net to Slop.@hexbear.netEnglish · 5 months ago
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  • Bobson_Dugnutt [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    This is “dogs are boys, cats are girls” logic

    “Behold! A masculine dinosaur!”

  • FnordPrefect [comrade/them, he/him]@hexbear.net
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    yells-at-cloud “Why don’t they just use real dinos like in Jurassic Park? Those dinosaurs were so macho masculine that they spontaneously changed sex to reproduce! Not like this LGBTQ WOKE nonsense they’re pushing nowadays!”

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    • Flyberius [comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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      I do enjoy Your Dinosaurs Are Wrong

  • Florn [they/them]@hexbear.net
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    The woke mob is turning T-Rex into E-Rex

    • Nakoichi [they/them]@hexbear.netBanned
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      Forced featherization.

  • Umechan [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    they were shown to be powerful masculine killers

    Does that include the female dinosaurs? Because a killer butch sounds queer af.

    • ClathrateG [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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      Clever girl

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        Rather than Jurassic Park, I was thinking more along the lines of a punk lesbian dinosaur that hunts down homophobes and fucks their wives.

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    Isn’t this literally a plot point in Jurassic Park? The Paleontologist says they should have feathers and they say they used genetic engineering to make the dinos look more like the cultural perception of them.

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      huh, i never knew that

      apparently feathers were suspected but not quite proven at the time, so they just went with scales because they’re easier to render than feathers and then handwaved it with genetic engineering

      anyone mad about feathery dinosaurs is literally nostalgic for bad computer graphics technology lmao that’s fucking awesome

  • KobaCumTribute [she/her]@hexbear.net
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    Dude should hop in a pen with a bunch of cassowaries and pet them.

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    fellas, are nine feet tall murder beasts gay if they have feathers?

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      what color are the feathers, and how bright are they?

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    “Why can’t we go back to a time when I was more ignorant about something I claim to be interested in, huh leftists?!”

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      yells-at-cloud Back in my day, we used to have a pet dinosaur named Dino, and I drew what it looked like which makes me an eyewitness account. Those scientists today can’t say that, now can they?

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    THE BONES HAVE HOLES FOR FEATHERS

    THE BONES KNOW THE TRUTH

    ALL HAIL THE BONES

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      Bones? That’s uncomfortably close to “boner”, so it’s gay because someone is thinking about dicks.

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    kitty-cat say that to my face motherfucker not online and see what happens

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      Not a dinosaur

    • lil_tank [any, he/him]@hexbear.net
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      Wait what’s a kitty-cat and why is it called kitty cat here I’m crying

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        hatzgeopteryx, the largest known pterosaur with a 30+ foot wingspan

        he’s called that because he’s being a very good kitty

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          Omg I love it

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        I really recommend reading up on azhdarchid pterosaurs (the group they belong to), even if only on Wikipedia. They were WILD. Some of the most bizarre and badass creatures from the age of the dinosaurs… And not even actually dinosaurs!

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    ah yes apparently having feathers and ‘feminized’ is… bad… now? This is not even… ugh, whatever.

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      It’s like getting mad that wolves have fur instead of weird leathery hides. Yes the terrifying 300 pound murder beast that can outrun you and is made of knives is also a fluffy little guy, does that really make a difference when all that floof is going to be matted and bright red as soon as he closes the distance?

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      There’s no such thing as male birds, they’re all women and gay and trans, yada yada

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    What dinos were:

    How the WOKE media portrays them today:

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    THEYRE TRANSING THE RAPTORS pronouns

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    This has to be a bit

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