Bit idea: decking out a home theater room with tons of merch from The Goonies (1985) and calling it “The Goon Cave”
Gooners never say die
Gooners never say
diepetit mortMas oui
BRB, gonna try this one on my wife real quick. Will report back.
She is filing for divorce.
Because she knows she’s a high value female now. Quick, neg her back down to earth.
Works on me 💋
keep at it it filters out the non gooners from the gooners
You’re not hitting on enough Arsenal fans
Why aren’t they called gunners. The name is arsenal, it is clearly a pun on gun. Why are they fucking gooners.
I think they used to call cannon balls gooners
I looked it up and THEY USED TO BE CALLED GUNNERS. They just started pronouncing it wrong!
The English can’t even speak their own language properly
no, you misunderstand. the english base their entire identity on laying an incredibly complex regional/class-based landscape of landmines of pronunciation to be able to detect the foreigner, so they can then vote for farage.
(sometimes the foreigner is from sheffield)
“Oi guv I’m from the London suburb Bovinshire-upon-Weavelton”
“Oi guv I’m from the London suburb Weavelton-upon-Bovinshire”
“Oi I could tell from yer totally distinct accent”
In my experience there are actually only about 10 UK accents, the rest are just pretending.
If you want actual accent madness its Norway. Somehow evry town with 5 people or more has a unique accent.
Try it out in Crime Alley, might get some better results
Women are so picky these days smh
Try staring at their asses quite blatantly and yell “I’d Jelq to that” as loud as you can
You got to jump on the gooner discords and spam this in general. Much more qualified marketplace
You need to say it to a group of women, at least. One on one, the meaning dissipates.
