The Sun-Times staff has already been downsized, seems plausible that the layoffs could have contributed to publishing the article by mistake. https://www.wbez.org/business/2025/03/18/chicago-sun-times-lose-20-staff-buyout-offer

A jar. We all know how that ends.

Not till he offs himself

I’m in this picture and I don’t mind at all. Penguins are fucking cool. I’m gonna go to Argentina just to see them in the wild.

Everyone named in this article can please help themselves to a large steaming plate of my shit

Ahahahahaa!!! I worked with that dude 10 years ago. He was a dickhead then, too.

Looks like the bollard won

What do you taste like

Someone says this guy looks like if you drew Tom Cruise from memory and I can’t unsee that

Having the light on makes it easier to piss on the cat

It’s hr@opm.gov . It’s wide open, I just mailed them a picture of my unflushed turds

GrapheneOS runs on the pixel tablet

Sigma dick in ur ass

Every time Nintendo adds a weird gimmick to a new system, I say, “no one will use that,” and every time, I am wrong.

The only good thing about this administration is the return of the “Trump boys” Onion articles.

Doesn’t change that OpenAI pissed away $200bn making shitty models

Posting on Twitter is not resistance

If they had worked with GrapheneOS to enable their security requirements, I’d be all over this

I will buy a T-shirt for anyone who beats the shit out of a nazi