Curve doesn’t work in the USA, to save my fellow subjects a minute clicking through the play store

Did she get a pig anus stapled to her face?

Bezos looking like a middle toe

Zohran! What is best in life?

Crush oligarchy. See them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of their shareholders.

(stolen from Mastodon, don’t remember where I saw it)

https://github.com/linux-surface/linux-surface

popular channels on matrix.org often get bombed with horrible images, I welcome limits

Why this and not prolewiki?

“In Fabric” 2018

Gonzo definitely plays the dude with the dick + balls gun

Remove the bed, sleep on the crucifix

But I want a spinoff with the Choctaw vampire hunters

Why is there a butthole on Stallman’s nameplate?

It’s funny how we’ve spent so much time worrying about the threat from computers that work too well.

The Sun-Times staff has already been downsized, seems plausible that the layoffs could have contributed to publishing the article by mistake. https://www.wbez.org/business/2025/03/18/chicago-sun-times-lose-20-staff-buyout-offer

A jar. We all know how that ends.

Not till he offs himself

I’m in this picture and I don’t mind at all. Penguins are fucking cool. I’m gonna go to Argentina just to see them in the wild.

Everyone named in this article can please help themselves to a large steaming plate of my shit

Ahahahahaa!!! I worked with that dude 10 years ago. He was a dickhead then, too.

Looks like the bollard won