Abolish bedtimes?
Abolish badtimes!
huf [he/him]
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Cake day: November 11th, 2021
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2·18 hours agoit’s eurovision, what made you think any of it made any sense?
10·18 hours agowhat if they dont do a comprehensive audit tho? and then nothing happens.
i wonder what specific property owning dream they’re referring to. the dream to own your home? or the dream to be a landlord?
you forgot “forget” even though we SWORE we’d never forget!
3·2 days agoi only experienced this show through a knockoff in the second book in the chatterbox series of english as a second language schoolbooks.
having found a pdf of the actual schoolbook… i’m not sure it’s a knockoff. i dont know why i remembered it that way, especially since i’ve never seen carmen sandiego :D
le petit snort
12·2 days agopeople’s reaction when i tell them our new govt could absolutely threaten to hang orban and his cronies unless they give back the public money they stole. oh no, that’s a bridge too far. they have a paper that says it’s theirs so now there’s nothing we can do.
1·5 days agoso stunning. this is not who we are.
if things continue on this trajectory, china will eventually send a flying island fleet as an embassy to the united states, and they’ll find a 96% subsistence farming US society…
edit: the remaining 4% will be car-salesmen-priests
no no, it makes sense. when the workers are in control, they are the elite. and they can all afford cars apparently. it’s only the poor aristocrats of north korea who cant.
so is this a purrito? someone with a phd in sandwich theory, help.
it is finally time to give ilhan omar a gundam
1·8 days agoi adopted a kitten in november. it took until april before i was able to pet him at all. he’s already jumped up into my lap three times today, purring loudly each time.
cats.
1·9 days agoit’s HANta virus, it was in the name all along! what fools we were!
1·12 days agoi meant whatever the hell mussolini was doing
you forgot the roman empire (third time, dont laugh) under the extremely upside-down man
people who fish have also always known that whales are fish. not sure about the welsh though, that seems iffy.
yep, he will be the sin-eater
he wore a tan suit!