imagine how bad it must’ve been under gaddafi if the liberated libya is this bad!

is what the standard westoid thinks.

many people know that lenin was a mushroom but not many know that stalin was a bean

i’ve got a spoon in my hand AS WE SPEAK

i cant believe you missed out on calling him Nepo-Elon…

Thinkin’ in the front brain (Ooh)
Thinkin’ in the back brain (Ooh)
Gotta make my mind up (Gotta make my mind up)
Which brain can I take?

but also: we’re better than putin cos we like gays

what do you really think all those amphora were for? storing stuff in a pointy-ended jar? really? one you cant put down? pfff. they’re what’s left of all the squid statues once the limbs fell off, as they always do

the reason we know so little of the squids of antiquity is because they have no torsos, and we’ve seen that the torso of statues is what generally gets preserved

this is what comes of conflating wavelengths of light and color. gyász.

the state is constantly re-burying extremely nazi war criminals with full state honors. but it’s a small minority with no influence on the state, right?

western journalism always tends to mention the financial cost of catastrophes before the human toll. it’s insane.

i’d love for them to bring back the hayes code, but the even more insane wahhabi version

but he did everything he possibly could to ensure that this would happen? why is he shaken? is he stupid?

never mind, the problem’s gonna be solved: “What needs to be done now requires backbone, steadfastness and patience,”

might as well build a wall across it, cos the US is never gonna sign anything in good faith ever

looking more than one financial quarter ahead is authoritarian. do you want putin to win?

so terry pratchett was right!

US military to be lead by ansarallah from now on? huh.

it’s extremely disrespectful to still have tuesdays because 9/11 was a tuesday. it’s extremely disrespectful to still have christians because the many of the victims of 9/11 were christians. i demand that everyone be blinded because the victims of 9/11 could see.

like, how much fucking minutiae are we supposed to know and avoid, lol? one of the hijackers had size M underwear so that’s out too?

and it’s not like predators cant smell where you’ve gone, even without this. humans had to have become used to not being able to smell all that well while pretty much everything around them could smell very well

i dont see how it’s sub-optimal to shit yourself when you’re exerting all your effort. not that it’s optimal. it just doesnt matter. if you’re running for your life, who cares. you’ll wash later.