Abolish bedtimes?
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huf [he/him]
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United Kingdom@feddit.uk•UK Sees Lowest Viewing Figures for Eurovision Final Since 2010English
2·18 hours agoit’s eurovision, what made you think any of it made any sense?
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news@hexbear.net•OpenAI defeats Elon Musk's lawsuit, removes obstacle to IPOEnglish
10·18 hours agowhat if they dont do a comprehensive audit tho? and then nothing happens.
huf [he/him]@hexbear.nettoShit Reactionaries Say@lemmygrad.ml•Yes, 90% of Chinese people own their own homes – but at what cost?!English
11·2 days agoi wonder what specific property owning dream they’re referring to. the dream to own your home? or the dream to be a landlord?
you forgot “forget” even though we SWORE we’d never forget!
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Movies & TV@hexbear.net•The Weird Genius of Where in the World Is Carmen Sandiego?English
3·2 days agoi only experienced this show through a knockoff in the second book in the chatterbox series of english as a second language schoolbooks.
having found a pdf of the actual schoolbook… i’m not sure it’s a knockoff. i dont know why i remembered it that way, especially since i’ve never seen carmen sandiego :D
huf [he/him]@hexbear.nettoShitty Ask Lemmy@lemmy.ml•Have you ever faked a sarcasm?English
2·2 days agole petit snort
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Memes@lemmy.ml•Yeah those protests and votes will sure show capitalism! 2nd amendment? whats that? sounds AuThOrITarIAnEnglish
12·2 days agopeople’s reaction when i tell them our new govt could absolutely threaten to hang orban and his cronies unless they give back the public money they stole. oh no, that’s a bridge too far. they have a paper that says it’s theirs so now there’s nothing we can do.
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Slop.@hexbear.net•"Swastika" flag raised at NYU, stunning many during graduation weekEnglish
1·5 days agoso stunning. this is not who we are.


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Slop.@hexbear.net•"They had the People’s Liberation Army military band play the YMCA at the end of the State Banquet 🤣"English
2·6 days agoif things continue on this trajectory, china will eventually send a flying island fleet as an embassy to the united states, and they’ll find a 96% subsistence farming US society…
edit: the remaining 4% will be car-salesmen-priests
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Slop.@hexbear.net•"Pyongyang’s once-empty streets are now jammed with vehicles that aren’t supposed to be there"English
2·7 days agono no, it makes sense. when the workers are in control, they are the elite. and they can all afford cars apparently. it’s only the poor aristocrats of north korea who cant.
so is this a purrito? someone with a phd in sandwich theory, help.
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news@hexbear.net•Bulletins and International News Discussion from May 11th to May 17th, 2026 - Relative Quiet Continues; US Destroyers Test Luck And Flee; Iran Seemingly Eager To Keep FiringEnglish
1·8 days agoit is finally time to give ilhan omar a gundam
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memes@hexbear.net•Been feeding the strays and the other day I stepped outside and caught one of them in the act and it ran away like:English
1·8 days agoi adopted a kitten in november. it took until april before i was able to pet him at all. he’s already jumped up into my lap three times today, purring loudly each time.
cats.
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Chapotraphouse@hexbear.net•The Epstein stuff is bad, but libs actually believe all this.English
1·9 days agoit’s HANta virus, it was in the name all along! what fools we were!
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World News@lemmy.ml•U.S. intelligence says Iran can outlast Trump’s Hormuz blockade for monthsEnglish
1·12 days agoi meant whatever the hell mussolini was doing
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World News@lemmy.ml•U.S. intelligence says Iran can outlast Trump’s Hormuz blockade for monthsEnglish
1·12 days agoyou forgot the roman empire (third time, dont laugh) under the extremely upside-down man
people who fish have also always known that whales are fish. not sure about the welsh though, that seems iffy.
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Chapotraphouse@hexbear.net•Even WorldNews is turning on Netanyahu lmaoEnglish
11·9 months agoyep, he will be the sin-eater







he wore a tan suit!