You think you can censor me? You think you can remove my post? Look down. See that heavy duty stapler? Yeah. That's what's coming for your Switch 2 if you fuck with me and my posts ever again.

BanSwitch2Buyers [none/use name]@hexbear.net · 18 hours ago

You think you can censor me? You think you can remove my post? Look down. See that heavy duty stapler? Yeah. That's what's coming for your Switch 2 if you fuck with me and my posts ever again.

Blakey [he/him]@hexbear.net · 11 hours ago

It costs nearly 50 cents to fire this gun - for twelve seconds

BanSwitch2Buyers [none/use name]@hexbear.net · 18 hours ago

120 high capacity strips. 5/8 inch caliber chisel points. steel construction and 100-sheet penetration. I’m dual-wielding these bad boys and can output over 75 staples a minute.

I’m fucking serious about this.

chloroken@lemmy.ml · 11 hours ago

37.5 staples per hand-minute for the non-US posters

Speaker [e/em/eir]@hexbear.net · 12 hours ago

I was literally in a store called Staples yesterday looking for one of these fuckers and they simply did not have it. Baffling.