If alpha and beta were an actual thing, putting alpha male in parenthesis next to your name would be the most beta thing you could do, lol.
Nick Adams once said on Twitter that Alpha males never have to announce that they are Alpha males, with (Alpha male) right there in his name. For the longest time, I refused to believe he wasn’t a parody account. Then I looked into him, and the dude is 100% serious. Some people are just impossibly stupid.
This is the tweet I was thinking of, but while looking for it, I was reminded that he mentions his Alpha status all the fucking time.
“I am not Count Olaf,” Count Olaf insisted.
Alpha male is the easiest way a person can say they either had shitty parents or they ignored everything they were taught to be shitty all by themselves.
I always say if you have to tell people, it’s probably not true.
“I’m not racist, but…” “I’m very smart” “I’m a nice guy”
If you have to tell people you’re an alpha male, then you’re not an alpha male.
I joke with my girlfriend all the time about how ‘I’M A MAN!’
Like yes, we get it - you are very insecure about the little guy in between your legs. Let’s get those trans kids some rights so you can get some testosterone replacement. It’s very easy, step one step two.
Nick Adams (gender in name) is declaring that he is one step form communism. .
Man covid must’ve fried his brain really good and crispy.
Not boneless though. Anyone that unironically puts alpha male in their handle is getting it up the ass no question
Stalin would have, and possibly did, murder non-binary folk without hesitation.
Okay… What’s the deal with boneless wings? I’ve noticed guys looking at me different at Buffalo wild wings.
It’s “choosing the easy option” and “being soft”. There’s no deeper meaning that I can discern.
Evidently, “real men” choose “hardship” so they are ready when “hardship” chooses them?
Also I think the pictured “(Alpha Male)” account is intentional satire of the Tates of the world.
Unfortunately the account isn’t satire and he actually believes the things he’s posting.
Real men pay extra for half the food and have to wipe there hands every 15 seconds so they can touch things without getting sauce everywhere.
Boneless is inherently superior because I love boobies and therefore only eat breast.
I honestly prefer boneless, not that I don’t like a good bone-in wing now and again. I suppose there’s some weird masculine pride that dudes get eating bone-in wings, and eating boneless goes against that?
I prefer bone-in because I prefer dark meat. I also like the crispy skin more than breading. When I do get a craving for white meat chicken nuggets, I’ll make them myself and won’t toss them in sauce. It makes the breading soggy.
This confuses me because BWW has cauliflower wings which is clearly the cuck soy boy choice. (It’s me, I’m the soy boy, but I usually go with the black bean burger.)
Nick Adams has an unhealthy obsession with Hooters.
Reminder that Nick is Australian.I read all the pics here, and this person sounds nuts. I had never heard of him before and kind of sad that I do now.
You should give his Wikipedia page a browse. It’s wild.
Alphas like putting bones in their mouths?
Nothing. I do like good bone in wing. But nothing wrong with boneless for the days I don’t want to have to take a shower after eating to get sauce out of my beard. It’s basically people just being afraid of their own feelings or unsure of their own sexuality that have an issue with them.
I’m only bone in, cuz I like dark meat.
Wow, Communism has never looked so good.
So we all become sexy with communism ?
Communists are sexy now?
I’m sure he’s satire. Have to be.
Uhhhh, Google him
Horrifically not satire
Oh dear god.
His Tweets used to come up back in the day when I was on Twitter and I used to think that there was no way he could be serious, given how ridiculous some of his tweets were. Thank you for enlightening me.
I’m at “boneless wings” but we don’t have that where I live, how can I get to the next level?
You might be able to substitute chicken nuggets, but only if you call them “nuggies.”
Gonna need to sauce up those nugz to get a similar experience.
Boneless wings are just breaded chicken tenders that have been sauced up. They really have nothing to do with wings.
A few hours I got my first testosterone shot, I went to Buffalo Wild Wings and demolished some beer and wings. I had never enjoyed either before. The pipeline is backwards!
Isn’t it weird he’s married with a child
Boneless wings are superior. I’ll stand by that
I don’t disagree but they’re basically chicken nuggets.
Whole meat chicken nuggets!
That’s important.
White meat chicken nuggets. Some of us prefer dark meat, which doesn’t translate well to boneless nugget form. Also, I generally prefer crispy skin over breading. But I’ll fuck up some white meat nuggs from time to time, as long as they aren’t tossed in sauce.
But they’re ✨ sophisticated ✨
