

Why is hyperbole such a foreign concept on this webzone?


Why is hyperbole such a foreign concept on this webzone?


Your talking a lot of shit for some one with hollow bones.
MFW i learn that the Venus of Willendorf was used to store a single sice of cheese
In Gothenburg every one is named Glen!


Batman gets a hemorrhoid
And the last thing you need is being a head shorter
I love fireworks more than dogs. There i said it.


Haha, always drunk fits well these days. I think many voter like having a guy that calls the rest of representatives, liars, cowards and morons to their face.


Ageist slur


Shit, not everyday you see your hometown on Lemmy of all places. I know Allard from my syndicalist youth days, him beeing head of the local leftpartys youth wing. This party is more of a local populist left party. AMAA i guess.
There are two types or pacifist: pointless or dead. Good job bozo


Unexpected item? Yeah im quite the connoisseur, thank you for noticing.


Oce i stole a camping madrass by mistake. It was a bit big so i worre it over my sholder. By the refister i forgot it and the cashier didn’t notice it either. Svaed me 30 bucks 🤣
Studied history at uni. On the topic of historical revisionism professor shruged and said: History is revised all the time. It’s called learning more.


Which is why i kiss and eat ass.
I was trying to buy a buss ticket while running thru a city and my password was 20 characters long and trying to enter anything is useless.
For instance, on the planet Earth, man had always assumed that he was more intelligent than dolphins because he had achieved so much—the wheel, New York, wars and so on—whilst all the dolphins had ever done was muck about in the water having a good time. But conversely, the dolphins had always believed that they were far more intelligent than man—for precisely the same reasons.
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Labour: We were sure continuing purging our own left base and adopting all Tory policies would make us look good! Fucking traitors the lot of them.
The Liberal party in Sweden is about to crash out of parliament after compromising with the fascist to have a couple of seats in the government. Bye bye!