Buy a ThinkPad, download Wikipedia, print as many books as you can, spend 6 months binding those books, die from dysentery or almost starve to death in winter.

This is also my retirement plan.

Me 100 days into this administration:

I think the toothpick or whatever is to put space while keeping the thread tight? So that when you lift the button everything is still tight and all you have to do is wrap under. The drawing is… not clear.

The marvels of modern engineering

My depression meal is just biting straight into a block of cheese. 5 bites or so is like 400 calories. Easy, quick, and it’s cheese.

What you mean? They put a safety on it didn’t they? Riding around In a humvee is always smooth and soldiers never forget to put the safety on.

Oh man, everybody opening up to elmo was the best.

When I was little I had trouble remembering which way was left(counter clockwise) and right (clockwise) because, if you turn to the left, at 12 o’clock it’s turning to the left, but at 6 o’clock it’s turning right.

So I was taught to think clockwise and counter clockwise instead. Maybe that’s their confusion as well.

Sorry, but with inflation and everything i could only afford so many pixels

Turn on: anchor: “…is truly historic. Books will be dedicated to this. We’ll cut to a quick comercial break and be right back.”

Last time Republicans didn’t pass a budget to fuck Obama, they had to sue to get their rating back up

I saw an interview on YouTube of a heroin addict in Seattle, I believe. He talked about how he ended up on the streets from his addiction and talks about how it was when fent first arrived. People ODing left and right and the only people that survived where the ones with a super high tolerance. That was the first wave.

How, once word got out that certain dealers had good shit that was killing ppl, everyone was looking for it. Once again killing more. Second wave.

I don’t remember the rest of the interview. Something about how now regular heroin won’t do for the survivors, has created super high tolerance junkies who now need fent or they go through withdrawals. The biggest takeaway for me though was that he was clearly a smart person and very aware of his situation. He would like to quit, but was unable to. He then thanks the interviewer and crew for hearing him out and just walks into a dark alley.

I don’t think you’re familiar with Russian navy. They lost a ship to a country without a real navy.

list of ships lost in the war.

and of course, this voyage

Yup, and “inches” are probably the same inches they use to measure their dicks.

The problem is he somehow found even dumber assholes to surround himself with than his first term and that was a high bar.

He’ll read the headlines that everyone knows he came crawling and begging then make a stupid post at 3am saying the weak Chinese didn’t say sorry and he’ll raise it back up.

Reminds me of this. Fuck you and have a nice day!

Put him in the desk and put one of those folders with the seal to make it look official enough for Trump to sign. Say" dems bad, senile, dumb"( and whatever else is being whispered about trump) and trump signing this fixes it. “A decisive decision from big dick trump and his large powerful hands”

I was gonna ask if this is the one ppl abuse to hallucinate a guy. The stories I’ve read, no thank you. I Wanna do shrooms, but with my anxiety, I need a real good head space to even try a low dose.