Thats way nicer than we will be on that glorious day.

It’s gonna be a state holiday in WA when that miserable cunt finally dies.

Hell, I’d stop my sobriety to get drunk as fuck for that.

Landlords say yes!

That totally won’t be used in an evil dystopian way…

Are we sure the AI wasn’t another 700 Indians in an AI trenchcoat?

Alrighty then, I’ll leave you be.

Once, I’m just topping up the rest of the time.

The Epsom years.

But should you?

It still shocks me how often they screwup trademarks, like completely forgetting to apply and shit.

They need a proper wellness policy for that office.

Well, we have no fucking business being that damn tasty as well!

“When the worst terrorist organisation on earth, these savages who murdered women, raped them, beheaded men, burned babies alive in front of their parents, took hundreds of hostages, when these people congratulate the prime minister of Australia, you know something is wrong.”

Well, Bibi, when a genocidal war criminal wanted by the ICC for crimes against humanity for perpetrating decades of genocide is shitty at a world leader, kinda makes me think they might be a nice guy, especially if it’s for recognising the rights for Palestinians to live.

Fair enough, as you were.

Oooooo, computer says nooooo.

The Datsuns did that style of throwback 70s rock better.

Yeah, if you hate yourself.

Imma go with heat, it’s hot as hell up there. Also, maybe we didn’t want to talk to the rest of you lot, we’re too busy having barbies and skulking back some cold beers.

Pork has no damn business being that fucking tasty, like it’s its own fault we eat it.

You gotta get in the friendzone with the ocean, then you can just chill out.

My housemate used to bring me my pillow and blanket because he knew I would be there all night and at least I could be warm.