“Stop deliberately provoking the troops I moved right to the border.”

Probably got written up for slacking off on the job too

and got so far

This is dick btw

That thing would look nice wrapped around my dick.

Attach it to a jackhammer

I’m not kidding I studied philosophy and now genuinely work in a factory as a mechanic. I’ve made it big according to this.

I’m usually already awake by the time my alarm goes off. It’s just a fallback. I start every day the same. I open the window, put seeds out for the pigeons, pet my cat who usually wakes up with me, drink coffee while watching the pigeons together with my cat, then I get back into bed and scroll Lemmy until it’s actually time to get ready. Sometimes past the time to get ready so from time to time I run late despite already being up for several hours.

For me personally being out in nature with no cover and encountering a thunderstorm right above me. Most scary things are scary because I read about them at some point or heard about them in the news but the fear of getting struck by lightning is much more archaic.

Wow you’ve made so much money on insta. Now give it to your husband :)

Bei uns hatten Wortarten keine Farben. Es war wohl eine besonders trostlose Schule.

My dad’s a retired engineer and my mom was a computer programmer. Literal actual baby boomers.

My grandpa was a robotics engineer and thus knew how to use a PC quite well but watching him operate Windows 10 basically without utilizing any tools that came after DOS was bizarre.

STOP CALCULATING KEEP SHOVELING

comes up from behind, neck tickled by their breath “Found the culprit yet?”

Oh so it’s a bit like a Smoker’s Caugh

I fold frozen pizzas over and eat them sandwich style

Shopping just works a bit different here with fewer large chains. Also walmart doesn’t sell surplus. The point is you see people using that stuff all the time here too. Our equipment just looks less conspicuous.