Vibes all the way down.

Can we just start revolting yet?

The logic:

400 years of slavery but your great great grand grand kids have been taught 1 or 2 farming skills a piece.

Oh, and we will be generous and only charge half price for those 400 years of your food and lodging.

You owe us really…

Well i chose it for the surface level pun, but in context, you have elevated it to a multi dimensional pun.

Soon porn and masturbation will be crimes.

Punishable by life sentences to slavery.

Odds are 6:9 that book was the Kama Sutra.

Reclassify doom scrolling as recreational.

I solve problems people.

H1B slaves get to share a 2 bedroom minivan.

To keep oppressing the american tech workforce costs money or something.

Dho.

Checks out.

No more Warshington would be reason enough.

Sounds like the border between Cali and Idaho.

When we make a new united states, lets go with these

Needs to be somewhere else when the Federalists finally kill trump and takeiver. Plausible deniability and all.

Judge just comitted a massive 1st amendment violation.

See how that worked out for USA, when push came to shove - the law was abandoned.

Seems like the chosen solution is to kill billions instead of individuals (e.g. the rich) living more sustainably.

Sounds like a violent reset of the system is required.

https://github.com/aarongable/purity

12 years ago it was about sex

IMO The worst consequence is the military is in DC to do the police job now.

Deport them to an island not that high above sea level.