It’s much worse than full penetration. Apparently asking the magic mirror who is the fairest of them all will answer not with whose the most attractive, but who is more fair to those around them. They’re teaching the children compassion.
That’s actually not a bad twist for a modern remake. I could give less than any amount of shits about this movie because I am 33 and don’t have kids, but not only is that a good message, it adds some plot to one that is razor thin otherwise. Makes the queen going evil hag witch mode more logical as well, cause in the OG it’s like…why did you intentionally become less hot in order to knock out the competition? If that’s off the table and the queen is pissed off cause of the twist and taking a drastic measure cause she’s mad her plan sucked and feels slighted, there’s something to fill 2 hours with there. Otherwise there ain’t much. The original movie was 83 minutes
The witch goes hag mode (this is not a sexist comment because hag mode is something we should all aspire towards) as a disguise to get Snow White to eat the apple. The dramatic irony part is when she turns herself into a terrifying fire breathing monster at the end.
cause in the OG it’s like…why did you intentionally become less hot in order to knock out the competition?
Not sure about the Disney movie, but in the original fairy tale the queen is her mother (or step-mother in later version) so she has to disguise herself in order to not be recognised.
Bonus cruelty, the story ends with the queen being made to dance at the wedding in glowing hot shoes of iron until she dies.
It’s much worse than full penetration. Apparently asking the magic mirror who is the fairest of them all will answer not with whose the most attractive, but who is more fair to those around them. They’re teaching the children compassion.
That’s actually not a bad twist for a modern remake. I could give less than any amount of shits about this movie because I am 33 and don’t have kids, but not only is that a good message, it adds some plot to one that is razor thin otherwise. Makes the queen going evil hag witch mode more logical as well, cause in the OG it’s like…why did you intentionally become less hot in order to knock out the competition? If that’s off the table and the queen is pissed off cause of the twist and taking a drastic measure cause she’s mad her plan sucked and feels slighted, there’s something to fill 2 hours with there. Otherwise there ain’t much. The original movie was 83 minutes
The witch goes hag mode (this is not a sexist comment because hag mode is something we should all aspire towards) as a disguise to get Snow White to eat the apple. The dramatic irony part is when she turns herself into a terrifying fire breathing monster at the end.
Damn, sounds like she just needed to meet a scalie to feel better about herself.
That’s sleeping beauty
Fuck!
That’s the porn parody
She should’ve just married a hagmaxxing zoomer.
Not sure about the Disney movie, but in the original fairy tale the queen is her mother (or step-mother in later version) so she has to disguise herself in order to not be recognised.
Bonus cruelty, the story ends with the queen being made to dance at the wedding in glowing hot shoes of iron until she dies.
THATS COMMUNISM!