This is actually an accurate analogy. The US does have all the chips. What the fuck are they going to do with chips? Chips are chips. Chips aren’t real. Money isn’t real. It’s a substitute for value. When they piss everyone else off, they’re not invited back to the table. The rest of the world is just going to cut off trade from the US. Where are Americans going to buy bananas or coffee? I hope Americans really like corn.
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This is actually an accurate analogy. The US does have all the chips. What the fuck are they going to do with chips? Chips are chips. Chips aren’t real. Money isn’t real. It’s a substitute for value. When they piss everyone else off, they’re not invited back to the table. The rest of the world is just going to cut off trade from the US. Where are Americans going to buy bananas or coffee? I hope Americans really like corn.
The casino will kick you out if you shit on the table.
We love it (?) but it’s not fully digestible.
Donald Trump waging war on his own citizens’ bowels
Good thing non-Europeans figured out nixtamalization
americans refusing “nixtamal” because it sounds foreign only to discover that “pellegra” sounds foreign too
we’ll call it the Liberty Squirts
Extremely underrated comment
Chips are key in Balatro early game tho
Type of guy to run out of the casino with his arms full of chips- I’m rich!!!
Dent corn specifically - mmm yummy tasty corn genetically modified for optimized biofuel production