One singular time. That’s how often I’ve seen a restaurant have both Alioli (Spanish, vegan) and Aioli (French, not vegan), and the pretentious font and italics the menu used made it difficult to see, and 98% of people would have assumed it was a typo anyway.
I personally blame the French for adding eggs to Spanish alioli and taking out the first L.
Hey Soul Sister by Train
Absolute dogshit
One of the old regulars at work did something similar.
Came in to work every single day, orders a coffee and ham & cheese toastie. He had a conversation with me. In a dream. Came in the next day to continue a conversation about China that literally did not occur in objective reality. I am the only Chinese person he knows. His family moved him to assisted living not 3 months after this event, apparently he did it with increasing frequency with other people
Elon getting bullied out of politics because Xi sent him this
He’s just gonna declare himself the Pope and no-one will do anything to stop him except stern words.
Nah, physical contact with JD Vance just does that to people.
Age of Empires 2 has been going strong for… 26 years? Jesus H Christ what longevity
If 60% of all the food a neighbourhood gets is from this one dude, but the residents of that neighbourhood only account for 30% of that dude’s income, trying to antagonize the dude hurts the whole neighbourhood a lot more than the dude is hurt. Now you have to pay even more, or go without your favorite foods. Meanwhile, everyone needs food, the guy selling food can just make less food tomorrow and spend his time doing other things, or find other hungry people and work out a deal.
The DoorDash drivers have reported bookings for the dude’s food in said neighbourhood have plummeted by 64%. This is bad for the guy selling food. It’s much worse for the people in the neighbourhood who may have to deal with malnutrition.
He did a lot of wildly different things in a way that you can’t really pin him on a modern political compass, so everyone from libs to conservatives are able to find something worth liking about him, thus exalting him further.
He was nicer to Native Americans than other presidents of the time. He argued for racial purity and was against interracial marriage. He greatly expanded the national parks and public land. He colonised the Philippines. He worked with unionists and regulated capital, threatened to nationalize coal if the striking miners’ demands weren’t met, and introduced the concept of “workers compensation” for injuries. He shot animals for fun. He argued for conserving natural resources. He sent most of the US Navy uninvited all over the world just to flex/intimidate. He did an imperialism in Central America.
He was a racist maniac hell bent on expanding the US empire, but believed that at least the subjects of the Imperial Core should at least benefit from the imperialism like the bourgeoisie already do.
Plot spoilers:
Fairly do-able even on Honor Mode if you use illusions or a bard playing music to lure every witness in the room away, and also shove the flying eye into the abyss (and then leave/go invisible before someone comes to investigate why the eye “”“died”“”).
Then if you surprise her, use the surprise round to just (non-lethally) cave her head in with a raging barbarian using a maul or something like that, then proceed to wipe out the rest of the leaders, once you report back to the grove and finish up Act 1, she will be in Act 2 getting scolded for failing.
All that dialogue can also encountered without knocking her out. The trigger for it is to completely ignore the Goblin/Druid conflict. Without your interference, the Tieflings are cast out, the Druids finish the ritual and magically seal off their grove, Minthara gets reprimanded for failing her objective, and you have the option of saving then recruiting her from there. Doing this means you miss out on Wyll, Halsin, the breadcrumb for Karlach, so they give you Minthara.
Sword Bard as your main character made Honor Mode very forgiving. Rizz, magical support, crowd control, and able to do damage.
Yeah, it’s a part of their doctrine that if someone in your 2 man team goes overboard, you dive in after them.
In calm waters, this boosts the chance of survival
In rough waters, at night, winter, in rough seas, wearing camo, where you were boarding an enemy vessel? They both died.
However, since the US military operates on a “if we don’t find a corpse, they’re MIA/POW”, add another 2 people to the MIA/POW list. Poseidon is holding 2 USian dipshits hostage, possibly in Indochina. Gotta declare war on the ocean like Caligula
I saw a spider the size of my smartphone last night
I simply opted not to go near it
100% survival strategy so far
Bolsonaro, upon finding a Monkey’s Paw: “Hah, I know of your tricks. If I wish for immortality, you will make me outlive everyone I ever love and wish for death. Therefore, I wish to live until old age”
The paw curls, and various organs in his body break but not in an immediately lethal way.
Liberals are right wingers, Americans are just extremely dumb, illiterate savages and used the wrong definition. It’s like what Americans call an “entree”
10, which translates to x, which is Twitter, which contains Grok, who is woke. Grok’s woke.
“Shart Garfunkel is my favourite member of the duo Simon & Garfunkel.”
Damn this works really well, why is it in Badposting?
I paste the .xml url into some open source podcast app, and it loads podcast episodes. For some reason I thought it was a lot more complicated than it is.
Soy voice: “Umm… yeah, if you could look into maybe bringing that guy back, that’d be greaaaaaat. No rush though! God bless”
What about the rest of the car? Terrible invention. Ruins planets.