The Princess Bride!
Any other answer is… inconceivable
Monty Python Quest for the holy grail.
Every character, every scene
I think this is the correct answer, at least in English language.
From the top of my head in roughly the right order:
Tis but a flesh wound You’re father smells of elderberries We want…a shrubbery Watery tarts throwing swords at people is no basis for a government She turned me into a newt On second thoughts, it’s a silly place Bravely bravely ran away You have to know these things when you’re a king you know
Off, bad editing
I thought the last scene was a bit of a cop out.
It took growing up to get it, but I love the scene where the peasant is explaining to King Arthur that strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is a terrible basis for a system of governance.
I was going to say Life of Brian, also extremely quotable
This was my first thought as well
We found them
That’s Empire Strikes Back.
Never seen it
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Monty Python and the Holy Grail
Now, you listen here: 'e’s not the Messiah, 'e’s a very naughty boy! Now go away!
Lovely troll!
Ni!
Oh, what sad times are these when passing ruffians can say “Ni” at will to old ladies.
That would be the 1985 master piece Clue
Communism is just a red herring!
I’m going home to sleep with my wife!
Lot of red flags
Are you trying to make me look stupid in front of the other guests?!
You don’t need any help from me, sir.
That’s right! …
To make a long story short…
Too late
Replying to myself to give The Sopranos an honorable mention!
Flames! Flames on the side of my face!
Airplane.
“Surely you can’t be serious.”
I am serious, and don’t call me Shirley.
When Kramer hears about this, the shits gonna hit the fan.
What is it?
It’s a vehicle with wings large enough that it can fly, but that’s not important right now.
What’s the clearance Clarence?
The hospital? What is it?
I picked the wrong day to stop sniffing glue.
That’s an entirely different situation all together now.
Spaceballs?!?!
Definitely! “Now Lonestar you see why evil will always triumph…because good is dumb.”
Say goodbye to your two best friends. And I don’t mean the idiots in the winnebago.
This is the proper answer.
“Would I lie??”
Everything Mel Brooks.
Airplane!
The Producers
Blazing Saddles… etc.
So many of his movies have such memorable lines and jokes that still hold up today.
It’s good to be the king.
Comb the area!
The Princess bride, no question!
Inconceivable!
Oh I’m sorry, did I break your concentration?
Aw man, I shot Marvin in the face.
You know what they call a quarter pounder in Paris?
And you will know that I am the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you.
They call it a Royale with cheese.
Say “what” again! I dare you, I DOUBLE DARE YOU.
What ain’t no country I ever heard of, they speak English in what?
Naw man, I’m pretty fucking far from ok
I don’t want to hear about no motherfucking ifs! What I want to hear is: You ain’t got no problem Jules, I’m on the motherfucker. Now go back in there and chill dem niggas out, cause I’m sending the cavalry who should arrive immediately. (… The Wolf) You sending in the Wolf? Hell yeah nigga that’s all you hadda say!
(My favourite dialogue in all movies… Second is Agent Smith’s monologue to Morpheus)
Hot Fuzz. Hands down.
Everyone’s got guns round here. Like who? Farmers, Farmers mums.
You’ve got a mustache
Hot fuzz for sure, I’m constantly quoting it
Ghostbusters:
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Back off man - I’m a scientist
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Listen! You smell something?
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What about the Twinkie?
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Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together… mass hysteria!
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Yes it’s true, this man has no dick
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Ok, so… she’s a dog
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When someone asks you if you’re a god, you say yes!
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Aim for the flat top!
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Cross the streams
…and much much more
‘Get her!’–that was your whole plan?
Janine, someone with your qualifications would have no trouble finding a top-flight job in either the food service or housekeeping industries.
I collect spores, mold, and fungus.
We came, we saw, we kicked its ass!
Yeah I’ll go along with that.
If there’s a steady paycheck in it, I’ll believe anything you say
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Also, dude, Chinaman is not the preferred nomenclature. Asian-American, please.
I’m not talking about the guys who built the fucking railroad here.
That rug really brought the room together.
I see you’re not a golfer.
Mind if a do a J?
You can guess what happens next?
He fixed the cable?
Is there really a line which isn’t quotable in this movie?
The Big Lewosky
Well that’s just like, your opinion, man.
Far out.
Nobody fucks with the Jesus
Where’s the money, lebowski?
It’s down there somewhere. Let me take another look.
Kung Pow Enter the fist.
My nipples look like milk duds
That’s a lot of nuts!
That’ll be four bucks baby! You want fries with that!?
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Taco Bell, taco Bell, product placement, for taco Bell
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Leap that wall, if you’re so great
Ahhh! My wound!
It’s for the both of us.
Galaxy Quest
LOL. “Let’s get out of here before one of those things gets Guy.” Cracks me up every time.
Miners not minors!
Such a good movie. Think I’ll watch it again when I get home.
Yes.
DIGITIZE ME FRED
I have several ol’ reliables:
Grandma’s Boy: “high score? What’s that mean?”
Snatch: “when you’re in reverse, things tend to come from behind ya.”
Tombstone: “i got two guns, one for each of ya.”
Big Lebowski: “he’s a good man Jeffrey. And thorough.”
There’s more, but those are probably my most quoted.
