Lack of flavor? You obviously have never tasted the bouquet of flavor that is poor quality tap water in
Mhyes top notes of benzene and unctuous mouthfeel
Mmmm old lead pipe flavour, the best
Lead actually tastes sweet tho
I love trace amounts of uranium in my water supply
Biggest reason Americans avoid water is how shitty it tastes from tap in so many places
Florida worst, Appalachia best
America’s Amaro
This is cruel. The cold would hurt them because teeth are luxury bones so all American teeth are very sensitive.
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I can’t there’s lead in it.
That’s flavor
It’s carcinolicious!
Ok
still can’t believe he didn’t even drink it
like, get fake ‘local tap water’ and drink it, or you know, just drink one actual fucking sip, you aren’t going to instantly die from one sip as a 50 year old man
I prefer to think about the deranged brainstorming sessions they had. “If i gulp the water, people will call it staged! If I sip too little they’ll say I didn’t drink enough. Alright, I’ll split the difference and do the worst possible option: not drink the water AND go for a “tiny baby sip” look. That way I look like a total asshole”
Classic obungler bungling drinking water
i honestly think he was somehow actually terrified of the water. man really thought he was gonna spontaneously combust if a single drop of that shit hit his stomach.
takes a sip
immediately shits pants
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To be fair most American tapwater is poisoned
This is not true. Most American cities have clean tap water.
The idea that most American tap water is poisoned is a myth propagated by bottled water companies.
Clean tap water is a luxury that most of the world does not have. You should enjoy it while it’s still here.
Can back this up. It’s even a joke among New Yorkers that their tap water is almost magical. However, this is very much a mixed bag, as we can see with Flint.
Ok, fair enough. I’m not American so I guess I had been given that impression by stories about Flint.
I find it wild how much it varies in the US. In Australia I just drink from the tap in any town or city and most rural properties. Some people still have those filters and things though
Don’t worry. It’s only towns with a high minority population where this happens.
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Nothing better on a hot summer day than a tall glass of MILK. I am a WHITE MAN and WHITE MEN drink MILK.
What is this “milk” you speak of? You mean white water?
Skin milk
I get that from my local milk man but it’s a crapshoot whether he delivers to the front door or the back door
White people: Wow you had a spice in the kitchen when you made this food? I can’t eat it now it’s too spicy.
Also white people: Wow this can has more water in it than suger? I can’t drink that I need something with flavor
Why on earth would you put ice in water, treat-fiend sicko
the cold makes it taste less of chlorine
You can let it sit for a day or boil it
i’m not tryna plan that far ahead for a dang glass of water
but freezing ice is fine
bro i gotta tell you about this sick new invention
it requires prior action to the glass of water acquisition
not compared to boiling
There are many complaints you can make about American tap water, but lack of flavor is not one of them.
My tap water tastes like chlorine.
If you leave it to sit out in a pitcher uncovered for like 30 minutes the chlorine taste goes away
or just use a britta, which is what i do.
Ice water is a tasty treat
Nooo, don’t drink it!! It’s a Commie trap!
Our precious bodily fluids!!!
I honestly didn’t know people hating water because of the lack of taste was a thing until my partner met one of her friends who has that exact problem. She cannot stand drinking water unless it has one of those flavor pouches in it
You can thank the sugar / cereal industry for that.
buddy I’ll complain that that’s not enough ice water, gimme more
gimme one of those comically oversized gas station refillable mugs that’s more like a bucket with a handle
My neighborhood pastry-and-coffee shop has cold brew, so I ordered one. They ask what size and I say large. They hand over a big gulp of cold brew. That would be great for somebody with a fridge and a sense of portion control, but I only have one of those, so I drank the whole thing within a few hours. Turns out you can get a headache from too much caffeine, too.
What do you mean lacking in all flavor? It is packed with delicious micro-plastics! For free!
in some places you can get Lead, or other toxins,
