tombruzzo [none/use name]@hexbear.net to chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 1 year agoYou're a big strong American? Drink this cold glass of tap water without complaining about the lack of flavourmessage-squaremessage-square99fedilinkarrow-up1134arrow-down10file-text
arrow-up1134arrow-down1message-squareYou're a big strong American? Drink this cold glass of tap water without complaining about the lack of flavourtombruzzo [none/use name]@hexbear.net to chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 1 year agomessage-square99fedilinkfile-text
minus-squarebooty [he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up17·1 year agoi honestly think he was somehow actually terrified of the water. man really thought he was gonna spontaneously combust if a single drop of that shit hit his stomach.
minus-squareHestia [she/her, love/loves]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12·1 year agotakes a sip immediately shits pants
minus-squaresir_this_is_a_wendys@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·edit-210 months agodeleted by creator
i honestly think he was somehow actually terrified of the water. man really thought he was gonna spontaneously combust if a single drop of that shit hit his stomach.
takes a sip
immediately shits pants
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