If not, this totally ruins First Contact for me because it means Geordi didn’t zap-fry Zefram Cocrane’s hands after he took a piss in the infamous “Leak? I’m not detecting any leak,” scene.
Think about the implications: the entire inside of the first warp-capable ship? Covered in dick germs. All the controls. Dick germs. Dick germs everywhere.
This also changes the tone of the scene where the Vulcans were pretending not to know how to shake hands with him – they fucking knew. You know goddamned well that they knew. They’re just (rightfully) dickgermaphobes.
Vulcans canonically have a very heightened sense of smell and find humane stinky. They totally smelled piss
I wanted to join Starfleet but a bunch of Vulcans surrounded me and chanted “Pee boy! Pee boy! Look at the illogical pee boy!”.
What’s the matter, illogical pee boy? Getting… Emotional?