For those wondering in the frequency domain it would be 1/(jw + b) where b is the rate of the publicity Jensen recieves
If we assume that the output of public attention is directly proportional to Jensen interests, since the frequency of affairs will loose publicity, so will Jensen’s interest in his affairs. What the data indicates, Jensen will drop his affairs as the frequency of his affairs increase, which is how most of my relationships end.
Thought it was 3, is it 12 now?
Edit: nvm reread the chart
“Jensen Huang begins to have affairs at a geometric rate. He becomes self-aware at never o’clock.”
- Cyberdyne Systems Model 101 Terminator
So, on Saturday time travel becomes real or the universe implodes? Should I be excited or nervous?
Just keep a close watch over your girlfriend. Jensen is coming for her.
I find it very satisfying when I tap on a post and the upvote count goes up by a couple between the time I scrolled and the time I tapped.

GET YOUR HAND ON MY PENIS!!
That’s not my hand 😉
The joke: Soon he’ll have fucked everyone on earth.
Me, a gamer: Old news, he’s been fucking me since crypto became a thing.
Jensen doesn’t care that his stock share diluted from 33 to 3, Jensen is Satoshi.
People, hide your wives and children, Jensen is coming for us all 😱
Jensen is coming for us all
Yeah he is… 😏
He’s coming
Maybe he had an affair with you too? Possibly with me as well? How far does this rabbit hole go? 😭
Rabbits too?? This is getting out of hand quickly.
Doesn’t work out dimensionally, you can’t divide a number by a date (difference)
Great shitpost reply. It’s taking me all my restraint to not explain the mathematical background of dynamical systems and functions over time…
The R^2 value is 1.000 so it’s a perfect model
To me? Literally the way it’s written N should have units of inverse time (frequency).
You can with most internal date representations.
Are you saying age is just a number?
I guess so. If you have a philosophical take on it, I’m curious.
I think dimensional quantities are different things to pure numbers (and quantities of different dimensions. If you think you can add a number and a distance then consider how that changes when you change units. Could you add a weight and a price?
(The “age is just a number” was a little attempted humour.)
The card says moops.










