I’m gonna start using ambassador. It’s descriptive and dignified.
Are you yanking my pizzle?
No John Thomas? Sad.
Call me old fashioned but I’ve always called mine the Quimstick
the context seems someone read smut from all these eras and made this list
i don’t think that a lot of 17th century smut survives
enough does
Yeah, a few of these surely only existed in one work of prose to be witty or complete a rhyme.
If that. Looks like a made up list.
I find ‘corned beef torpedo’ significantly more deranged than ‘liver disturber’
If your ‘torpedo’ looks like corned beef, you should definitely consult a doctor.
If your corned beef looks like a torpedo, you should consult your delicatessen.
If your torpedo looks like either, you should consult your armory
That was when the economy switched to reporting debt as an asset smh
/s
does anyone want to play my gaying instrument
You have to be more subtle than that. Something like: ‘Woe is me! Here I am, my Gaying Instrument lies here unplayed, despite the fact that it is achingly turgid and throbbing…’
Play the gaying instrument, for it is but a silent flute
this guy plays his gaying instrument
Gaying instrument is strangely prophetic to me
Honestly we figured it out first go with kicky-wicky. Never caught the same magic again.
Idk, I’m a bit partial to long plum.
Mind you, this was before we developed the aubergine/🍆.
What happened in 1890? Can we have that again?
Priests gonna priest. There’s a reason they don’t wear much under those robes.
Cutie Patootie is penis! Wild.
Dignity seems pretty fluid here
Reminds me of a classic
I’m torn between bald-pate friar and corned beef torpedo
How can you pass on quimstick…both descriptively accurate and naughty at the same time; perfect.
Quim feels like it would give the ick. Like the word “moist.”
Quim is an old, possibly slang, term for vagina.
So quite descriptive.
No doubt. And vaginas do get moist. Yet many women find that word icky.
Ol’ no. 207 not even on the list…
