I would recommend putting the pihole and any network management tools on dedicated hardware.

It’s not fun having a random update for Transmission take down your entire internet. Ask me how I know.

I guess it’s pretty American to add a bunch of sugar to something lol

Farmers today don’t talk about much else, either.

The difference is now farmers are only 2% of the population so our tablets are full of other inane ramblings instead.

Imagine if you told that guy the end of the world still hasn’t happened for thousands of years despite our best efforts at ending it.

He’d be so disappointed in us

But that ruins both the fun of discovery and the bliss of ignorance

I don’t see the path out of just surviving either.

Except maybe jumping out of the car.

Tuck and roll, brother

Round here we call cornichons “sweet gherkins” and they’re pretty good

Also: At one point you put black olives on your fingertips for the last time and you didn’t know it.

Sounds like a convenient excuse to explain why you have Grindr installed

Finding the leak can be really hard. Water can travel quite a ways from its initial ingress point.

Never had a tiled roof, but I had an old house with a box gutter and it took replacing the entire roof and lining the gutter with rubber to stop the leak.

I prefer to keep up with news by seeing a meme I don’t understand

Right, but eventually the cliff guys win and we go off the cliff anyway, and even if they never win we don’t ever get ice cream.

The solution seems we kick them out of the car.

Missed opportunity to call it KDE Media Center

Yes that’s their whole schtick: They’re short sighted idiots.

Fewer people in the world is the thing I want the most of all.

Astronomers have been telling us for a long time that humans can’t fathom the scale of the universe.

But somehow we can fathom numbers of the same orders of magnitude when we talk about earthly affairs.

If people can’t understand how far away Mars is, how can they understand human population numbers?

I’ve got two almost ready for college so I’m getting used to eating cat food and ramen.

Drunken noodles

I didn’t rake my leaves and now have two, but my neighbors all mow their lawns and get rid of leaves

I have mine under some trees. It’s shaded in the summer and in the sun in the winter, which helps because it’s also a heat pump

I solve this by not liking anyone anywhere.