I’m gonna die waiting for any revolution

I’m bad enough at city builders before you start adding wild animals and bandits

If I had to commute from a rural area I’d get a fun sports car and not a truck. That way I have a good excuse to miss work in bad weather, and more fun commuting in good weather.

If I didn’t need to drive my car I would definitely be working on it a lot more

What if mine are bathed in other fluids?

I think I’ll play Cities: Skylines this weekend.

The problem with the Democrats is that they still have respect for the constitution and institutions. Otherwise they’d get a lot done.

Do they want a black market? Because that’s how you get a black market

Life is pain, highness. Anyone who says different is selling you something.

He would have been absolutely hamstrung by the the bullshit factory that is the legislature, and nothing good would have happened that wasn’t undone immediately by the next administration.

I mean, I wouldn’t want to be there but some people are gregarious.

The problem with self government is that governing Is a shitty job that people will gladly let someone do for them.

The only solution is to never have more than a dozen or so humans in the same place at the same time or you’re gonna need a government.

Thank you for your service 🫡

Arguing about Google Docs will prepare them for the corporate world

The only thing that taught me more about computers than trying to get porn is trying to pirate software.

I’m really looking forward to it. One of the dancers does a great act where she comes out in an Amish outfit and then strips to “Amish Paradise.”

Going to a burlesque show with my wife, then steak on Sunday

It’s the pelvic thrusts that really drive them insane

And the advances they make like lane keeping and auto cruise control just make people even less aware of what they’re doing.

They’re not building cars to be driven anymore. They’re building them to sit in traffic.

And Churchill drank like a fish.