*4.3% of the humans.

Excellent. Flood away.

Alligator on a kiddie raper.

It’s taken 70 years, but the US has finally defeated Vietnam.

*drivarr, surely.

https://uk.haynes.com/products/fiat-500-panda-2004-2012-haynes-repair-manual

Life unprisonment.

There’s been a long standing theory that when Ferrari make good road cars, they make bad F1 cars. Seems like great hypercars means terrible F1 cars.

It wasn’t just the engine. They didn’t know how hopeless the car was before running in quali, and needed to break parc ferme to change the cars setup, which would have been a pitlane start regardless of engine change. The engine was more an added bonus.

Ginger Rodgers.

Don’t use it if it doesn’t have a flared base.

Pardon my greek.

I would love to replace work van with an electric one, but so far it’s not possible for one main reason (other than cost)…I often tow quite heavy trailers and my diesel can tow 2500kg, but every electric van I’ve looked at can only tow 750kg. Maybe it’s something to do with that?

I agree with what you say, but whilst rich cunts are responsible for the artificially high deer numbers, the lack of any natural predators means we are relying on these unnatural ones as the only way to fund any control on the deer population. No rich cunts means more deer unfortunately. I would love to see this change, but the only realistic way at the minute is for public money to pay rich cunt landowners even more to manage deer population. The reintroduction of the lynx guillotine would have positive effects though.

Look at moneybags here thinking he’s going to be able to afford electricity and internet in 12 and a quarter years time.

It could be argued that anyone who was not in a horrific air crash is luckier.

Why are Nobel prizes so highly revered when they originate from an explosives manufacturer?

“Chav” doesn’t mean working class though. It’s a type of working class person, sure, but not all working class people by any stretch.

Edit. In fact I’m sure it could be applied to middle and upper class (particularly new money) people too. ie driving a white range rover in ones designer tracksuit is pretty chavvy.

“Monster Mash”

I was working in the lab, late one night When my eyes beheld an eerie sight For my monster from his slab, began to rise And suddenly to my surprise

He did the mash, he did the monster mash The monster mash, it was a graveyard smash He did the mash, it caught on in a flash He did the mash, he did the monster mash

From my laboratory in the castle east To the master bedroom where the vampires feast The ghouls all came from their humble abodes To get a jolt from my electrodes

They did the mash, they did the monster mash The monster mash, it was a graveyard smash They did the mash, it caught on in a flash They did the mash, they did the monster mash

The zombies were having fun The party had just begun The guests included Wolfman Dracula, and his son

The scene was rockin’, all were digging the sounds Igor on chains, backed by his baying hounds The coffin-bangers were about to arrive With their vocal group, ‘The Crypt-Kicker Five’

They played the mash, they played the monster mash The monster mash, it was a graveyard smash They played the mash, it caught on in a flash They played the mash, they played the monster mash

Out from his coffin, Drac’s voice did ring Seems he was troubled by just one thing Opened the lid and shook his fist and said “Whatever happened to my Transylvania Twist?”

It’s now the mash, it’s now the monster mash The monster mash, and it’s a graveyard smash It’s now the mash, it caught on in a flash It’s now the mash, it’s now the monster mash

Now everything’s cool, Drac’s a part of the band And my Monster Mash is the hit of the land For you, the living, this mash was meant too When you get to my door, tell them Boris sent you

Then you can mash, then you can monster mash The monster mash, and do my graveyard smash Then you can mash, you will catch on in a flash Then you can mash, then you can monster mash

Wah-ooh, argh, monster mash, wah-ooh Easy, Igor, you impetuous young boy Argh, mash good, mm, argh Monster mash, wah-ooh, monster mash, wah-ooh