He also wrote Brazil (with a z) instead of Brasil (with an s, the correct way in Portuguese) and called it Estados Unidos do Brazil (United States of Brazil) instead of República Federativa do Brasil (Federative Republic of Brazil), he loves that American boot
Like I just can’t wrap my head around wanting to sell out THAT badly to the americans. Like they are outside of the imperial core, they can see without propaganda how the USA really is, and yet they still want that.
I imagine it’s pretty good for you personally if you are the one selling out the country
yeah, you get like a 5-10% broker fee. it’s a good deal until the people pull you apart in the street like wet bread.
That’s why you reserve a place in Miami beforehand.
Freudian slip
Somebody please just get Freud some new shoes, you can only watch an old man fall so many times
“Sir, a second Juan Guaido has hit Latin America”João Guaidou
*you meant Miami
I declare myself the rightful owner of all Bolsonaro’s Florida properties
Ah the
school of just saying you wonHe didn’t just say it, he declared it.
Can’t wait to read about Brazil’s decent into “authoritarian rule” and the danger Lula poses to democracy and free speech in Brazil.
Can’t wait for the first cabinet meeting at the Four Seasons Miami conference room
Four Seasons Miami conference room
Sorry, they only get the Four Seasons Landscaping Miami patio instead.
After much thought and consideration, I support this
thank you mr. president
the world when a hypercane washes away miami into the warm embrace of atlantic ocean
Nature is healing, I feel so much better knowing that we have again returned to the age of a fugitive Bolsonaro hiding from the Brazilian government in Miami.
:flavio: I consent
I consent I don’t!Isn’t there someone you forgot to ask?
fuck it, I’m the president of Brazil too
Oh yeah? Well I’ve decided I’m the queen of Brazil so now you answer to me
I just declare myself as king of Brazil so hi there ;)
Oh shit now we have like obligations and stuff I wasn’t prepared for that
Can I be governor general of Brazil?
Bring me a currently undocumented type of mushroom and you’ve got the job
No problem I can’t identify any of them anyway
New edition of “Brazil’s Great Mushroom Encyclopedia” had a tragic demographic consequences
Testing different mushrooms are what chuds are for
In that case I’m the emperor of Brazil
You can just go online and say stuff
Imagine lula sending in the seals to capture him and bring him back home for justice. You’d have 80 year old crackers from the villages holed up out front his compound with technical golf carts.
A lawnmower backfires and 80% of their forces drop dead instantly
technical golf carts
As is tradition.
