He should threaten every nation with nuclear annihilation and hold the world hostage for ransom like Dr. Evil.

You really think a substance that makes certain essential parts of life more enjoyable would have benefits to mental health? No. Wrong. You are only sad and anxious because you haven’t suffered enough.

Yeah, there’s been record rates of nearly everything. Could it be that neuroinvasive airborne vascular disease is having an effect on people? Nah, it’s because we couldn’t get drunk at the pub for a while.

Yeah, they work great, yet a lot of people think they don’t do anything. At the very least they should be used in hospitals, but we can’t even normalize mask use in fucking hospitals.

Praying for their deployment to be over in a blink of the eye.

The US President then claimed Iran had offered to send oil shipments in compensation for being misleading about their participation in negotiations.

How could this war possibly get " a lot better"? They think Iran will surrender?

Trump: “They were planning to have a nuclear weapon if we didn’t hit them with the nuke-- with the B2 bombers.”

Using nukes out of desperation while saying we had to “use nukes to prevent nukes” would be the most American thing Trump can do.

Iran has been defeated and will surrender any minute now. Trump is gonna wrap up the war in a matter of weeks.

Lmao

Operation Leeroy Jenkins

It’ll just be a couple weeks, bro

These deployments could point to an extended, likely perilous, endeavor, perhaps involving Marines seizing Kharg Island — which some veterans are already calling a potential “suicide mission.”

Trust me bro

“What people don’t realize is that the U.S. is preparing for a big war,” Prysner told RS. “Everyone’s getting ready to go."

Trump Tells Aides He Wants Speedy End to Iran War

President has said he wants to wrap up the conflict in the coming weeks

laundry fire?

They know he’s a sex pest

Yeah, right now it’s a game of “are they really this stupid or is it misdirection for a different attack?” Hard to say! I have no idea how they could make it work, or why they would even try it, but they’ve been hinting that it’s an option for a while and now they are telegraphing the attack outright.

If they follow through with Trumps recent threats they are planning on destroying Iran’s energy infrastructure. So maybe they’ll do that, carpet bomb the coast, and hope they won’t be able to fight back as much?