Gamers - might as well be Harvey Milk
‘Oh no, they reduced the size of Chun Li’s thick thighs’ : gay
‘I don’t fuck fat chicks’: gay
‘Boobs too small’: gay
‘She doesn’t look like the idealized version of a woman’: gay
So you must realize a lot of gamers are very, very gay.
I hope this doesn’t come off as gamer apologia, they still deserve the wall. But just understand that they are gay.
You’ve caught me in a trap.
If I’m straight then my wife will think i have no standards and might feel self conscious.
If I’m gay then one of us (myself or my wife) has to transition.
Hexbear authoritarian regime strikes again
A lot of heterowomen tend to want the straightest possible partner, so if she’s with you that means you are super straight and she hit the jackpot. She WANTS you to thik she’s ugly as fuck
Thanks for the advice. I’m going to go tell her that’s how i feel
I have a suggestion.
If I’m gay then one of us (myself or my wife) has to transition. … Hexbear authoritarian regime strikes again
your (or your wife’s) sacrifice to the state is duly noted and appreciated comrade. lol
it’s actually gay to get pussy
You win sex against a man. That’s as straight as it gets.
they reduced the size of Chun Li’s thick thighs
Ok so what if you’re bi and picky 🤔
You fit perfectly within my unified theory. You have higher standards for the opposite sex, thus you are gay, but your standards are not so high that you only want the same sex. So you are both gay and straight ie bi
finally, im seen!
Honor and privilege to be first to see Elizabeth Holmes’ eye. I 👁️U 2
You are Flakes Bongler
You know, they do tend to sound like a catty gay fashion designer shit talking prospective models, so maybe you’re on to something here
huh I couldda swore this was c/badposting
Why would I post good in badposting?
Badposting exists
Make good post
But because it’s in badposting it’s bad
But because it’s in badposting it’s good
You can post whatever you want in c/bad
G A Y M E R S
“I believe men should be held to the basic standards of a functional society and subject to social and physical repercussions when they fail to live up to those standards.”
The fact that object permanence only applies to men when it’s time to hold them accountable and I literally forget they exist as a class of people unless I’m tragically forced to look at one makes me a misandrist and a lesbian.
Also the homosexuality, that helps too.
We have a kinda insult in Spanish for people like that: follamises (misses fucker, as in they’d only fuck miss universe)
This is kind of true. The pickiest people tend to be ones who view their opposite sex partner more as a commodity to impress their same gender acquaintances instead of someone they are actually attracted to
All of the attraction to the same sex, with none of the eroticism. One of the worse fates out there.
Picky about physical looks, I should say
I think that makes Juicy J the straightest man alive.
I’m diamoric
Well now I need to get into gaming :3
What if I have low standards for the same sex, am I gay then?
If your standards for the same sex are really low, that means you’re really gay. Horseshoe theory, remember?
