I love lavender though.
Sir, this is a Ryan Air flight.
On Ryan air the best you can get is an unlicensed chiropractor
You got to pay extra for that.
Damn. I thought I was getting a ride with the Royal Air Force - misinterpreted the initials again.
Weird Aunt it is, then.
Molotov Cocktail?
Me: wrong kinda nurse buddy. Wait which kind of emergency? Oh ok maybe I am the right kind of nurse for that…
Billy Connolly made this joke about 30 years ago.
Meanwhile Snape at 27C: *shove a bezoar down their throats*
Harry Potter!? Boooooooo!
I know…! It was really just a throwaway comment, but I forgot that there’s a new series or something at the moment that should be boycotted so any mention of HP sauce should be frowned on
I haven’t watched any of the films or series, but did enjoy the books growing up, so they do sadly sit close to my bin of “simpsons memes” and “american dad quotes”.
Anyway, fuck JK
