It’s all about a personalised experience guys, making our service more personal to you through a personalised experience that is more personal

Whoa, whoa, whoa. There’s still plenty of meat on that bone. Now you take this home, throw it in a pot, add some broth, a potato. Baby, you’ve got a stew going

Me after ranting that im gonna finally give far cry 4 another chance

“And again, remember, with the war, it’s just artificial. It’s a little bit high [but] it’s a small price to pay” - latest Trump quote i saw on rising petrol costs

Pull a joker and set it on fire

Very very bad

“Hey do you want another drink?”

me looking up from my hands and knees while covered in dog shit from the front yard

“I’m all good thanks”

I got called this by an old guy back when i was a kid in the 90s. Im assuming it means cunt or something like that

Edit: Im in australia, everything means cunt at some point

To infinity and even further!

E: Secretly take out my hidden stash of himalayan salt and eat as much as i can before they return

Then you can use it to get free ram!

So it was ice all along that was rotting my liver and making my wife cry!

Mine always wants to spread my cheeks for me when going number 2

I dont see an overall “reason for being”, just an un-requested life filled with societally enforced rules and goals mixed in with basic survival. It sucks and it’s fucking beautiful, then it’s over and there was real reason for it but it never mattered anyway (not in a depressed way).

I guess the flaw in that reasoning is that I can never fully enjoy the beautiful moments in life without feeling a small hint of sadness (not in a depressed way, i swear lol)

Dunno

Aging. I never understood when my dad went through a midlife crisis, and now im almost 38 and dont know why i still feel 25

POWER AND DRUGS!