they’re stealing the glass from the skyscrapers and replacing it with chalk
I love the “hidden underground” theme, it tickles the imagination/phobia. Who knows what’s down there? Hamas could be under your feet right now. Iran might be digging a tunnel, slowly creeping closer every day. It’s very Dungeon Keeper.

stfu I do not have the time to start playing dungeon keeper again, very cruel of you to mention it

This will be the cover art of my novel: Fifty Shades of Red
i’m feeling way too lazy right now, but imagine i took that picture and replaced the dungeon with
’s chinese dick milking machine dungeonChina’s Secret Plan For London
me immediately seeing what looks to be a giant butt plug in the background
i suppose the earth counts as a flared base
BIGGLES

Fetch…THE COMFY CHAIR!
Knowing the general trend of communism, they will probably punish Britain for its centuries of unchecked colonialism by…
Helping them build a bunch of renewables and HSR. Not only is no one being killed, but both are considered unforgivable acts of cruelty to gammons, so it actually is a punishment.
they’ll shut down the UK’s secret underground torture chambers?





