On the one hand, this wouldn’t be a story hardly if she was a man.
On the other hand, she’s a hardline, purity Christian asshole and this is just another hypocritical thing from a GOP member to add the the mountainous pile of fucking hypocritical bullshit.
‘On one hand’ applies nicely to this ‘lady’.
Sure it would, if it politically advantaged someone.
Man, she is one horny motherfucker. Handies in the theater, blowies in the office, lesbian sex in the car… damn! Where does she find the time to rail against the LGBTQ community in-between fucking all the guys and gals in her office?
I had a girlfriend like her once. Once.
Oh I think she finds plenty of time for railing
An olde’ classic I’m always happy to find in the wild. Well .gif’d! 🥂
What’s her OF?
There was that rumor that she was straight up selected from a prostitution app profile…
At the time I assumed it was sexism, but that is presumably the only way Ted Cruz meets willing women so maybe it was true after all and girl just loved her work.
No, she was clearly hired due to her… Intellect?
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It’s fun. Once.
Good to see Republicans having consentual sex with adults
Did she have line management authority over any of the staffers? If not, this is a non-issue except for the hypocrisy.
Oh shit good point. Guess I assume adults having sex should be consexual
You assumed wrong for many conservatives in power. They probably would never get laid if it wasn’t for SA.
Boebert’s office and her campaign have yet to respond, but her ex-husband, Jayson Boebert, has denied the allegations.
“I think it is all a fairy tale made up propaganda,” Jayson Boebert said. “I don’t believe any of that. Bad sources.”
Isn’t that the guy who exposed himself to her at a bowling alley or something similar? Credible.
When she was a minor. With her friends who were also minors.
Probably a huge cuck like Kristi Noems husband.
TRY NOT TO HAVE ANY SEXUAL RELATIONSHIPS WITH STAFFERS ON THE WALK THROUGH THE PARKING LOT!!!
Hey you get back here!
There’s always room for a clerks reference
In a row?
Remember that time she jerked a dude off at a Beetlejuice play and then vaped, kicked out, and got caught on film, but yet still denied the whole thing? Color me shocked.
If it weren’t an event for kids, that would have been OK, except for the vaping.
Being bi and partisan doesn’t make her bipartisan.
the constitution says nothing against having an OnlyFans and being a representative congress.
Sounds like she was definitely having congress.
Radical idea: Maybe we shouldn’t allow the pro-rape party to exist?
At the same time?
in a row?
37?!
Hey, try not to suck any dick on the way through the parking lot!
hey you, get back here!
Yes, thirty-seven
I should rewatch Clerks…
Is it up on any of the services?
fmhy
If you do a google search for the movie, it will show you what streamers are hosting a movie in your country.
But then you’re using Google services.
www.wherecanistreamit.com and www.justwatch.com can give you similar info without using the Google ecosystem.
“Hey, can I have a kleenex?”
“Sorry, all I have are plain tissues.”
1 at a time,… or all at once?
Nothing wrong with a little Polyamory
Consensually? With her?
Egg?
Hate-fucking is consensual
She’s not fucking children. That’s a massive improvement, even though she’s still a hypocritical cunt.
I mean her son is a different story, but still.
And this is the conservative standard for politicians.
This is absolutely disgusting!
I can’t believe three people had sex with Lauren Boebert
I hear she’s quite handy.
I can’t believe three people had sex with Lauren Boebert
I can. 3 people at the same time… I can too…
We’ve got our best people working this out…
If I had a consensual sexual relationship with her (without the power dynamic thing that makes this worse), I’d be paying her to keep it quiet. What an embarrassing person to be associated with.
That’s not what I meant when I said “fuck Lauren Boebert!”
Wait… so when you said “fuck Spez”… oh, no.
I wouldn’t do it with Trump’s flaccid, deformed, child-bite-scarred stump of a chode on a 10 foot pole anyway.
I thought they were the party of tradition, affairs are traditional as.
you can’t make them care about it, well maybe because it’s a woman they could get real misogynistic about it
