and get that person to photograph their own face as proof that a fine notice was delivered

Whose ridiculously stupid plan is this, exactly? I would love to know who actually proposed this. I swear this is just one giant trolling routine

This is how he plans to make Mexico pay for the wall

Everytime i see a pic of him pointing like that, it surprises me after all these years that the “small hands” comment is legit.

I believe they coat them in a heat-resistant enamel for the flamethrower DLC they plan to roll out

To the contrary – according to them the error was apparently how the human handled the alert. They’re making the case for more AI 🫠

I imagine he also makes similar accusations when he shits his pants. “How did this shit appear on my underwear and pants? Clearly the work of Antifa!” ☝️🍊

How are your strongly-worded-letter-writing skills?

The glass isn’t big enough, lol. Anytime I’ve ordered an agua fresca it comes in like a 32oz container at minimum🥤👀

“After we finish defeating Iran … pretty soon I’ll be declaring the Hormuz Strait a territory of the United States,” said Trump.

Cope a little harder?!

“This strait will be opened and closed only under Iran’s command, and so long as you do not accept the reality of defeat and stop indulging in fantasies, Iran will continue to enforce the blockade,” Iran’s Deputy Foreign Minister Kazem Gharibabadi posted on X.

Wait, i thought Trump already declared victory in Iran 🤔

Apparently in politics he may actually qualify as a spring chicken. I mean shit, he’s been showing up to work and speaking somewhat coherently – he’s already ahead of a number of other high-ranking politicians just based on those criteria.

The AI slop used to generate the ad poster contained a nice suggestion for an alternative name for this crap:

I taught myself how to fix pinball machines with the help of the Internet. Not that it’s amazing, but proof that someone that’s interested enough can occasionally succeed on some level given enough dedication and determination ✨

What is their play here? Do they have something to gain by men getting circumcised?

Busting out the old classics like they always do. It’s never new material, always stuff to play on nostalgia.

'member when covid took place and all those libs were wearing masks and millions died from vaccines? We do too–vote against your interests, vote GOP 🐘

Are you saying the sources are likely fake or false in some way?

Oh man, now I’m actually feeling a twinge of optimism. Damn you lol

Makes perfect sense! How many companies would you expect to own all the popular dating sites? 5? 10?

Of course not! There should only be one company controlling entire markets, it’s the American way 🤡

I’m sure the elected officials who answer to the public will get right on investigating him.

I will visit with a larger appetite.

Again? Lol