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i see luring nazis into the woods to kill them is finally coming back
Hey there big boy, you ready to give me your work password to the fbi database?
This is like when bugs bunny would dress up like a woman to seduce Elmer Fudd and then whack him on the head with a hammer
Bugs Bunny was an egg, everybody knows this about her.
Love how libs despise ICE but still tend to run defense for the FBI, meanwhile the FBI more than willingly run defense for ICE
Bluesky libs love to bash Kash but they tend to “forget” he has a lot of help and the FBI is infested with chuds. Surely the vast majority of people who work at the FBI voted for Trump in 2024. Libs love to bring up Trump and January 6th but where was the FBI before that happened? We’ll never know before Biden/dems/Garland did no real, serious investigations about DC: who know what and when did they know it? And - of course - there were zero prosecutions because there were zero trials.
They would have derangement syndrome about the SS but proudly support the Wehrmacht, libs are just smugger conservatives at this point
libs are just smugger conservatives at this point
If the dems win the house and senate - nearly every fucking lib pundit of note will say “the Democrats did a great job of appealing to the dissatisfied Republicans.” Translated to every day English of course it means “We are so happy that the Democrats lurched to the right. Yay!” And they can finally say that “Politicians like Mamdani have a certain local appeal but it’s hard to envision such policies working in most areas of the US.” If the dems win big - it’ll be funny to try and guess which pundits are stupid enough to actually believe all of that.
We will want to scream at them that “Trump was the biggest booster to the dems. The dems running ham sandwiches could have won many of those races. Prices skyrocketed. During an election year - Trump started a war of an aggression. And his moronic trade wars continued. Plus the price of gas went through the roof because Trump started a war he can’t win involving the main chokepoint for global energy. That’s why dems did so well.”
But the pundits will say “Nope. Moving to the right is how the Democrats can keep wining. Any other take is stupid.”
Uncritical support to these brave women
“I don’t avoid the company of women, Mandrake. But I do deny them my essence.”
Totally normal country
The article references another article about a case where a guy in Chicago was charged with a murder for hire plot against Bovino, only to be found not guilty. The legal documents referenced screenshots of his snapchat avatar and the message in snapchat he sent:
2k on info cuando lo agarren
10k if u take him down.
🤘🤘🤘 on him
after he was found not guilty DHS had this to say:
Tricia McLaughlin, DHS assistant secretary, said in a statement after the acquittal: “This verdict does not change the facts: Espinoza targeted federal law enforcement with violence via Snapchat.”
just a fun reminder to avoid fedposting
No worries, it will not be a concern anymore because the ones honeypotting the agents are gonna be sexy animals in the future.
Getting catfished by actual catfish
catfish them for all their worth and then throw them in the river
I don’t know if “matched metaphors” is a thing. If not - it should be.
Metaphor? I don’t know what you are talking about! I’m just talking about fishing.
When you are on a dating app, there are 4 groups of people you’re trying to impress while texting. In ranked order of most to least important
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Yourself
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The general public for your chance at virality
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Their friend group
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Them
So think about it: singing Simple and Clean? GOLD. They don’t understand your Warhammer collection? Double down. They have a bad take? Go back to the well with Marx.
Trust me. Why would you trust me?
spoiler
BECAUSE I SAID SO! YOU HAVE TO TRUST ME ON THIS
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Hell yeah chicks rock
Can you afford a stay at home parent and kids on a FBI salary these days?
if she shoplifts a little
Probably a fake to keep their guys horned up and lonely for easier cultic control.
