Tim Apple and John Google have both agreed that I did not fill my pants with shit. Thank you for your attention to this matter
I blame whoever it was that gave this asshole a television show. They should be dealt with.
The Apprentice was good fun! If he had STUCK to just being a reality tv host guy it would be a better world.
he was a real estate shithead before that and thus did not deserve anything good or fun in the first place
True, but to be fair, the entire premise of the show kind of requires some kind of business asshole to be the host. And him being such an obvious blowhard kind of made the whole thing more entertaining in a laugh at him kind of way.
The UK version is way better though.
I like how in Trump’s mind, Apple Maps and Google Maps are the authoritative source here, not the official government policy he set.
He knows his place, that’s why capital loves him in spite of his constant fuckups.
it would be funny if the next prez was similarly a petty jerk and issued an EO renaming Mar-a-Lago to Mar-a-Butthole and that trump was still alive and tweeting about it.
Fuck it, just pass an EO renaming Trump to Jeffrey Epstein.
When I’m elected president I promise to issue an executive order officially marrying Donald Trump to Jeffrey Epstein and renaming Donald Trump to Donald Epstein in the process thank you for your attention to this matter
I hope “thank you for your attention to the matter” becomes the permanent official white house statement ending phrase
It won’t be important, but when the moderate Dem who replaces Trump doesn’t change any of these names back I’ll be so annoyed.
Actually - I think one of the first things President Newsom (or neoliberal equivalent) will do is change names back. Libs love such pointless shit. But during the inauguration speech of President Newsom (or neoliberal equivalent) - he will say… Now is not the time for rancor. We must look forward. We are all Americans…
A chud influencer’s clip goes viral. He says “Ranker? What the fuck is ranker? 'N we are Americans. Libs aren’t Americans. Fuck that guy. 'N fuck them!” During President Newsom (or neoliberal equivalent)'s passionate first 100 days - he gives the gestapo a few $100 million for “training, reform, and restructuring”. He says the conditions for the concentration camps will “get a through review”. He also says his Defense Modernization Plan will add on another half a trillion to the Pentagon’s yearly budget because - of course(!) - “we must be ready to face China.”
Newsome will change all the names back on his last day in office, effective in 6 weeks, so that the incoming R admin can quietly rescind the order.
lets rename Dallas to Charlie Kirk’s Squirting Neckhole, TX
This is some “I’m a winner” max loser energy.
like couldn’t he come up with a better name at least, lake of america sounds so lame
He’s as imaginative as the people who voted for him
Everyone starts referring to it by its initialism and asking “what’s LofA?”
LofA dis bread.
The important things, right?
Country is falling apart, international relations have never been worse, diseases rampant, but sure let’s focus on renaming a fucking lake.
The next president is going to have a field day trying to fix all his fuck ups.
fix all his fuck ups.
By doing more than renaming a lake and a gulf, right?
Country is falling apart, international relations have never been worse, diseases rampant,
Excellent stuff. More please.
Jesus what a clown
His pathetic voters have no shame, it’s truly jaw dropping
Thank you for your attention to this matter
I didn’t ask for thisAnd as you can see here, this drive-thru should be open another full hour it is complete, ratified, and binding
