Current floorplan have neen playing around with some of the stock layout suggestions welcome
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Why is there so much seasonal what season is it rn
it’s the giving me your money season
What is the season if not the current season 👁️👄👁️
Door swings inward to shop, No marked windows or ventilation, No marked fire extinguishers; fire code violation. No public restrooms is an OSHA violation. Spacing between aisles is unmarked, but less than 2m may be an ADA violation.
I’m sorry KuroXppi, but we’re gonna need to see some revisions before we can approve this at shitty hall.
I’m just a small business owner with dreams why you gotta keep the little guy doen bureacracy gone made i serve my community why are you stepping on me why won’t you step onme
Ill give you $200 to make these ‘major alleged ohs violations’ go away like a fart on the wind
How dare you with such daring-do! I am a Pubic Official and cannot be bribed so easily! If you want me to overlook these egregious trespasses, I’m gonna need at least 15% of gross product. Your grossest products.
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take these and we’ll pretend this never happenedprescriptivism
Hey bab what that derring-do

Instead of selling loosie cigarettes, you should sell the individually wrapped packets of saltines like you get with chili at a low-end restaurant by the till. Show you care about the customers’ health.
And instead of an “automotive” section that contains two bottles of motor oil that long ago seperated into its component chemicals and one filter that fits only a 1992 Daihatsu Charade, there should be an entire Dongfeng DF4d diesel passenger locomotive in the middle of aisle 3. Again, it’s all about nudge philosophy: stock the alternatives that customers should be choosing.
I don’t really have much space for another aisle, and if I did i was thinking of a cum aisle since it’s probably a higher markup than oil tbqhwy
No beanis? Worthless bodega tbh
I have some faba beans on the ‘accessories’ shelf, please don’t check the expiry
Why are you stacking poops on the floor instead of putting them on the shelve like peepees and tinkles and the farts?
It’s a dynamic display to show the practical appeal of the fecal goods









