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CthulhusIntern [he/him]@hexbear.net to badposting@hexbear.netEnglish · 2 months ago

A wireless computer mouse should not be called a mouse, because mice have tails. They should be called computer hamsters.

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A wireless computer mouse should not be called a mouse, because mice have tails. They should be called computer hamsters.

CthulhusIntern [he/him]@hexbear.net to badposting@hexbear.netEnglish · 2 months ago
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  • comrade_pibb [comrade/them]@hexbear.netM
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    excuse me this comm is for bad posts not for posting facts

    • Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      The one post I made here got called a good post but I didn’t know where else it belonged D:

      • comrade_pibb [comrade/them]@hexbear.netM
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        just keep posting, I’m sure you’ll make a very bad post eventually

        • Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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          Thank you for believing in me <3

  • SorosFootSoldier [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net
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    Digital ham ham

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    • WokePalpatine [he/him]@hexbear.net
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      I don’t mean to be mean about this. It’s a semi-pertinent screenshot.

  • Damarcusart [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    The really big chonky gaming ones should be called computer guinea pigs.

  • h0ll0w5p4c3 [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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    There are tailess mice and rats tho feral-hog

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