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Røøk@lemmy.world to memes@lemmy.world · 8 天前

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Røøk@lemmy.world to memes@lemmy.world · 8 天前
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  • Septimaeus@infosec.pub
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    deleted by creator

  • funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works
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    just eat it. I used to eat light bulbs as a party trick and

    • hexabs@lemmy.world
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      … and what?

      Did all the deffered damage collectively obliterate you mid-sentence?

  • thefrozenorth@sh.itjust.works
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    Your mouth is not the message here. People have inserted light bulbs anally. Please don’t do this.

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    So this is what we call an infohazard huh?

  • solidheron@sh.itjust.works
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    Don’t be little bitch because you got a lightbulb in your mouth

  • Blaster M@lemmy.world
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    7 天前

    Casualties: Unknown has this

  • BreadOven@lemmy.world
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    7 天前

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5AuLkMBAFZg

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    It’s too dangerous to pull it out. Just drink some water and swallow it.

    • MinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.world
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      7 天前

      Yeah, what would Shrek do

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    Instructions too clear - Lightbulb stuck in mouth

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    Skill Skull issue.

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    8 天前

    Practice with a plastic one first then you can move onto glass.

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    8 天前

    But, if you can’t put it in your mouth, where can you put it?

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        Haha, the perfect setup

      • Strider@lemmy.world
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        7 天前

        I was bored.

    • MinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.world
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      7 天前

      Your browser does not support playing HTML5 video. You can download the file instead.

      • W98BSoD@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        It’s a suppository!

    • ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world
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      Into the socket it belongs.

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    So uhhh… anybody done this?

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      If you have to move your jaw to an uncomfortable position for anything, it’s a bad idea. That said, a lightbulb should be pretty simple… for a SLUT!

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    I want to make one out of sugar

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      Someone breaks into your house and you eat a fucking lightbulb to assert dominance.

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        I wouldn’t rob that house if I had the largest gang with me! (The police department)

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        That… Sugar glass is not that hard to make. It’s sound different tho

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          You may be 100% correct, but I’m not going to be the guy going, “Erm, actually…” after seeing that at 3 o’clock in the morning.

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      Would it be effective as a functional bulb?

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        Probably not as an incandescent bulb, I suspect it would melt somewhere, but you could probably put an LED in there

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      Does it come with Uncle Fester’s Viscous Spit?

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