You know what they say: If its brown, don’t flush it down, if it’s yellow, i don’t know what to tell ya, fellow.
there’s a saying in Tennessee
shit on any amount of poop, stand otherwise
Dealer reveals a seven of poops, house wins
both
When I was like 5 I woke up at night really needing to poo so ran to the toilet and sat down. Noticed a strange sensation to realise I hadn’t pulled my pyjama bottoms down so I had shat myself while sitting on the toilet. The sensation of a poop rolling down my leg as i stood up burned into my memory forever.
So I choose this way. For nostalgia
I felt this
Dive.
You poopin while you jn there?
Cartwheel
buzzes into mic Umm security to cubicle 2 please, the cartwheel shitter has returned
Yes
This is a trick question. The only winning move is to shit my pants.
Congratulations you have won and can now exit the simulation
Impressive, but not one of the listed options
I sit down when I pee
Why’s everybody always staring at me?
I’m just takin’ a whizz
Mind your own bizz!
prob. the weirdest thing i do but if it’s my home and the floor’s clean i’ll take a knee for a pee, it’s quicker than sitting down, but, you minimize the splashback
That’s quite innovative. I think you’d have to be pretty tall to pull that off though
I stand on the back of the tank and let the poo nuggs fall from a great height into the waiting mouth of the toilet bowl. Poseidon’s Kiss can’t teach me from up there
Clever. Very cleber
shit while standing
Bold choice
i shit in the tub, but only when its piping hot like soup.
Rub, as they say, a dub dub
He’s taking a piss stance
He’s going to peee
He’s gotta go gotta go gotta gotta take a leak
He’s pissing, and missing, and spraying on the walls
He’s misting, and spritzing, and toweling off his balls
Yah! Guitar solo
